悪 AKU 悪 - Twitter Account is creating Unspeakable Evil
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$0
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Long ago in a distant land, I, #Aku, the shape-shifting #MasterOfDarkness, unleashed an #UnspeakableEvil! But a foolish #SamuraiWarrior, wielding a #MagicSword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a #portal in #time, and flung him into the #future, where my #evil is law! Now the #fool seeks to return to the #past, and undo the #future that is #Aku!

YES!!!!! It is I!!!!! AKU!!!!! The REAL Shogun Of Sorrow!!!!! The REAL Deliverer Of Darkness!!!!! This is definitely NOT a fan made account, that was definitely NOT made by some loser in his mother's basement who has failed in every other aspect of his pathetic, worthless life!!!!!! This is definitely NOT a scam to take your hard earned money!!!!! Would I lie to you!?!?!?! The REAL AKU!?!?!?!? AKU IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back?". - (Eminem)

Aku is using Twitter to undo what the pathetic Samurai has done! Aku will flood Twitter with his evil tweets!!! Aku will be trolling celebrities, providing insightful quotes on life's imponderables (#AkuWisdom) teaching his followers a wide assortment of educational topics (#AkuExplains), spreading his magical poetic prose (#Aku #Haikus), revealing secret evil shenanigans (#ThatWasAku), bombarding his followers with cringe inducing puns (#AkuHumor) and most importantly, flooding the internet with anti-samurai propaganda!!!!!!!!!! Featuring the original artwork of Aku's Official Twitter Artist/Slave @grievousalien_, and many more Featured Artists/Slaves: @snake_flying, @InsomniaSnape, and many more to come!!!!

Aku needs the hard earned money of his pathetic patrons to fund his digital conquest against Samurai Jack!!!! Aku will be investing this money into more beetle drones, more bounty hunters, more decor for the Pit Of Hate, a new physical body, and numerous other things!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving the majority of this money to his Twitter artists!!!!!!! And will most definitely NOT be investing it into other useful art projects, potential character licensing agreements, or other ways that would benefit his followers and/or general society!!!!!!!! Why would Aku be so stupid!?!?!?!? This money is going directly to the REAL AKU!!!!!!!!!! It's NOT like this account has absolutely NOTHING to do with Cartoon Network, or Genndy Tartakovsky!!!!! I mean, just ask Greg Baldwin, the voice actor of Aku in Season 5!!!!!! He has NO IDEA that I am doing this!!!! Except for NOW after one of you pathetic patrons sends him this link!!!! (Hi @GregBaldwinIroh!!!! #AKU-naMatata!!!!). Aku's reign of #UnspeakableEvil will spread far and wide throughout Twitter!!!! And nothing short of an #EXTRATHICC #CeaseAndDesist will silence the REAL AKU from taking over the world once more!!!!

I'll be back again, Samurai! You'll see!
@AkuOfficialAcct
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Tiers
Beetle Drone
$1 or more per month
Aku will use all of the money from this tier to rebuild his MASSIVE army of beetle drones!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate!
Bounty Hunter
$5 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to hire many more bounty hunters to track down and exterminate the Samurai!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and investing the excess money into future art projects!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be able to preview and suggest new artwork!!!!!
Daughter Of Aku
$10 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to spread his seed far and wide!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and giving the excess money to a random orphanage to help abandoned little girls!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be eligible for personal shoutouts on Aku's Twitter feed, or any sort of special birthday greeting from Aku, IF he even remembers!!!!!
Demongo Wannabe
$20 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to breed better henchmen!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to develop special future projects and apply for an official license to use my own likeness!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be eligible for any sort of special commemorative artwork, made exclusively for this tier!!!!!!!!!!
Scaramouche Impersonator
$50 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier towards developing a rocking front band with Scaramouche!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to design awesome Aku merchandise...hopefully licensed!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT receive original artwork made exclusively for this tier, or be able to request ORIGINAL artwork for your home...maybe once or twice!!!!!
High Priestess
$100 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to meet and treat the ladies!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to create SECRET projects, such as building the GREATEST Aku cosplay costume ever and going to conventions!!!!!! ...oops, that was a secret.

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be immortalized in another secret Aku art project exclusively for this tier!!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh....
$500 or more per month
Well...The Shogun Of Sorrow certainly appreciates your enthusiasm, but be serious!? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Wait, what!?!?!?!?
$1,000 or more per month
Hold up! Time out for a second! Really! This is just a little joke! Aku doesn't expect any donations in this tier!!! And this is not some form of humorous "reverse psychology"!!! Even I have SOME standards!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?!?!?!?!?
$5,000 or more per month
No, seriously!!!!!!!!!!! Are you out of your mind!?!?!?!? $5,000 a month!?!?!?!?!?!? That's $60,000 a year!!!!! That's the annual income of a middle class American right there!!!!!! And then some!!!!!! Where do you get off spending that kind of money!?!?!?!?!?
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY READING THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
$100,000 or more per month
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? STOP!!!!!!! This is a joke!!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!!!!!! Why are you even considering this!?!?!?!? You've never even met me!!!!!!! I could be a criminal!!!!!! An ACTUAL criminal!!!!!!! The Samurai is not worth it!!!!! Think of your kids!!!!!!!
OK! AKU IS OFFICIALLY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!!!!!!
$1,000,000 or more per month
................................You have a problem. I'm not even going to joke around here, as clearly you think this is funny. No. You have a problem. No one throws this much money at a random stranger and is not clinically insane in some way. You should take this money and invest it in a cure for your mental illness. The fact that you came to this tier is proof enough, but the fact that you read this far also means that there is still hope for you. DON'T DO THIS! ...I'm not who you think I am.
Goals
$0 of $100 per month
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! When I have reached my first goal of $100.00 a month, I can then begin budgeting an allowance to save for my awesome Pit Of Hate rec room!!!!

  • Each Patron who made this possible will most definitely NOT be receiving original artwork to commemorate the occasion!!!!
  • Aku will also NOT be starting film and video game review tweets on his account!!!! Get that idea out of your head!!!!
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Long ago in a distant land, I, #Aku, the shape-shifting #MasterOfDarkness, unleashed an #UnspeakableEvil! But a foolish #SamuraiWarrior, wielding a #MagicSword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a #portal in #time, and flung him into the #future, where my #evil is law! Now the #fool seeks to return to the #past, and undo the #future that is #Aku!

YES!!!!! It is I!!!!! AKU!!!!! The REAL Shogun Of Sorrow!!!!! The REAL Deliverer Of Darkness!!!!! This is definitely NOT a fan made account, that was definitely NOT made by some loser in his mother's basement who has failed in every other aspect of his pathetic, worthless life!!!!!! This is definitely NOT a scam to take your hard earned money!!!!! Would I lie to you!?!?!?! The REAL AKU!?!?!?!? AKU IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back?". - (Eminem)

Aku is using Twitter to undo what the pathetic Samurai has done! Aku will flood Twitter with his evil tweets!!! Aku will be trolling celebrities, providing insightful quotes on life's imponderables (#AkuWisdom) teaching his followers a wide assortment of educational topics (#AkuExplains), spreading his magical poetic prose (#Aku #Haikus), revealing secret evil shenanigans (#ThatWasAku), bombarding his followers with cringe inducing puns (#AkuHumor) and most importantly, flooding the internet with anti-samurai propaganda!!!!!!!!!! Featuring the original artwork of Aku's Official Twitter Artist/Slave @grievousalien_, and many more Featured Artists/Slaves: @snake_flying, @InsomniaSnape, and many more to come!!!!

Aku needs the hard earned money of his pathetic patrons to fund his digital conquest against Samurai Jack!!!! Aku will be investing this money into more beetle drones, more bounty hunters, more decor for the Pit Of Hate, a new physical body, and numerous other things!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving the majority of this money to his Twitter artists!!!!!!! And will most definitely NOT be investing it into other useful art projects, potential character licensing agreements, or other ways that would benefit his followers and/or general society!!!!!!!! Why would Aku be so stupid!?!?!?!? This money is going directly to the REAL AKU!!!!!!!!!! It's NOT like this account has absolutely NOTHING to do with Cartoon Network, or Genndy Tartakovsky!!!!! I mean, just ask Greg Baldwin, the voice actor of Aku in Season 5!!!!!! He has NO IDEA that I am doing this!!!! Except for NOW after one of you pathetic patrons sends him this link!!!! (Hi @GregBaldwinIroh!!!! #AKU-naMatata!!!!). Aku's reign of #UnspeakableEvil will spread far and wide throughout Twitter!!!! And nothing short of an #EXTRATHICC #CeaseAndDesist will silence the REAL AKU from taking over the world once more!!!!

I'll be back again, Samurai! You'll see!
@AkuOfficialAcct
Like - Follow - Comment - Retweet - Submit

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Tiers
Beetle Drone
$1 or more per month
Aku will use all of the money from this tier to rebuild his MASSIVE army of beetle drones!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate!
Bounty Hunter
$5 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to hire many more bounty hunters to track down and exterminate the Samurai!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and investing the excess money into future art projects!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be able to preview and suggest new artwork!!!!!
Daughter Of Aku
$10 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to spread his seed far and wide!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and giving the excess money to a random orphanage to help abandoned little girls!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be eligible for personal shoutouts on Aku's Twitter feed, or any sort of special birthday greeting from Aku, IF he even remembers!!!!!
Demongo Wannabe
$20 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to breed better henchmen!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to develop special future projects and apply for an official license to use my own likeness!!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be eligible for any sort of special commemorative artwork, made exclusively for this tier!!!!!!!!!!
Scaramouche Impersonator
$50 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier towards developing a rocking front band with Scaramouche!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to design awesome Aku merchandise...hopefully licensed!!!!!

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT receive original artwork made exclusively for this tier, or be able to request ORIGINAL artwork for your home...maybe once or twice!!!!!
High Priestess
$100 or more per month
Aku will be using all of the money donated from this tier to meet and treat the ladies!!!!!!!!!!! Aku will most definitely NOT be giving 25% - 75% to his loyal artists, and using the excess money to create SECRET projects, such as building the GREATEST Aku cosplay costume ever and going to conventions!!!!!! ...oops, that was a secret.

  • You may or may not be spared from the Pit Of Hate! And you absolutely will NOT be immortalized in another secret Aku art project exclusively for this tier!!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh....
$500 or more per month
Well...The Shogun Of Sorrow certainly appreciates your enthusiasm, but be serious!? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Wait, what!?!?!?!?
$1,000 or more per month
Hold up! Time out for a second! Really! This is just a little joke! Aku doesn't expect any donations in this tier!!! And this is not some form of humorous "reverse psychology"!!! Even I have SOME standards!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?!?!?!?!?
$5,000 or more per month
No, seriously!!!!!!!!!!! Are you out of your mind!?!?!?!? $5,000 a month!?!?!?!?!?!? That's $60,000 a year!!!!! That's the annual income of a middle class American right there!!!!!! And then some!!!!!! Where do you get off spending that kind of money!?!?!?!?!?
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY READING THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
$100,000 or more per month
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? STOP!!!!!!! This is a joke!!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!!!!!! Why are you even considering this!?!?!?!? You've never even met me!!!!!!! I could be a criminal!!!!!! An ACTUAL criminal!!!!!!! The Samurai is not worth it!!!!! Think of your kids!!!!!!!
OK! AKU IS OFFICIALLY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!!!!!!
$1,000,000 or more per month
................................You have a problem. I'm not even going to joke around here, as clearly you think this is funny. No. You have a problem. No one throws this much money at a random stranger and is not clinically insane in some way. You should take this money and invest it in a cure for your mental illness. The fact that you came to this tier is proof enough, but the fact that you read this far also means that there is still hope for you. DON'T DO THIS! ...I'm not who you think I am.