Alyra Productions

is creating Films and Music
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Alyran Citizen
$1
per month
Thank you for supporting Alyra Productions! Your patronage will make it possible to continue our war with Eurasia. Though a lowly plebeian you are, your ability die in battle en masse is instrumental to our success!


At this tier, you will get access to the Patreon feed, where you will see updates on our works in progress, and occasional behind-the-scenes material, and to our Discord

Alyran Patriot
$5
per month
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a reprieve from the gulags and yours just did probably!


At this tier, you'll get access to exclusive behind-the-scenes and making-of content, as well as a bonus monthly video.

You'll also receive everything in the first tier.  

Alyran Zealot
$10
per month
Your undying devotion makes everything we do possible. Now go kill wantonly in the name of peace and justice!


At this tier, you'll receive a personal thank you in a monthly update video.


You'll also receive everything in the lower tiers. 

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About Alyra Productions

Avast! Pthogonex, the Ancient Blood God of Internet Patronage, demands that you support Alyra Productions, lest the world plunge into a state of eternal itchiness! Or something. I don’t know.

I’m supposed to write something here that will convince you to give me your hard-earned dollars, but Jesus, could anything possibly be more cringey and contrived? We both know if you like our content and you have the means to support us, you will, and if you don’t, you won’t. You’ve probably already made your decision. Even this self-awareness feels cringey. 

But to appease the anxiety demons in my head, I will say this: if you haven't already made up your mind, I hope you’ll consider us.

We are committed to the purest form of art we can muster. That means we don't run ads. We don't do sponsorships. We don't accept money of any kind that would pollute our integrity. We only accept money from those who directly experience and enjoy what we make. Which is why we need your help.

It is your sacred power as a human consciousness to forge the cosmos in the image of your intentions with the divine sword of your willful actions. You have the ability to create a world that is full of art and wonder.

And lo! The internet-goer looked within himself and realized that it was he who was Pthogonex, the Ancient Blood God of Internet Patronage! And he smiled. And it was good.

Or you know, plunge the world into itchiness. Either way.

Thanks for reading my earnest little entreaty. Now back to the melancholic ravings!

Goals
0 of 100 patrons
As of right now, we are but saplings in a great and terrible sea of predatory birds. At 100 patrons, we'll have the resources to release regular content and to stop mixing our metaphors.
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