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NEVER GOT FAMOUS is the fictional life of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing - no fame, no glory, just horrible memories of being hated and abused by audiences.  So he has retreated to the internet...determined to make all the projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much (MUCH) lower budget and with more irritation and awkwardness.  Albert is the manifestation of big dreams that go nowhere - something a lot of us experience multiple times in life...and before Albert, I did a lot of dark-humor surrealist puppet movies, so maybe a way to think of Albert is as a big, biological puppet...a big, bitter, casual messiah puppet for the disappointed...but like all disquieting puppets, he is strangely indestructible...

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free.  Signing up will unlock Google Drive links of the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even fresh chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get access to a folder which has the original versions of those dark puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday to release them into the wild forever - but the original files look a bit better....the colors, the puppety textures....

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan Newcomb ... aka Albert Snodoloberm

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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 164 exclusive posts
1
Audio release
128
Images
32
Links
1
Poll
14
Writings
56
Videos

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