Never Got Famous

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NEVER GOT FAMOUS is the bitter life of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing - no fame, no glory, just horrible memories of being abused on stage.  So he retreated to the internet....doing the projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much (MUCH) lower budget and with much more irritation and awkwardness...

And even though Albert is a fictional character, I suspect that many of us secretly feel a bit like failed stand-up comedians...we somehow know what it's like to be that person. I've been trying to make each chapter of his life bigger-er and bitter-er, so now he's escaped the modest productions of his video camera, plunging into audiobook projects and podcasts.

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free.  Signing up will unlock download links of all the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get Vimeo passwords to the original versions of the surreal feature-length puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday, to release them into the wild forever. But they look better on Vimeo...the colors, the puppety textures...

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan Newcomb ... aka Albert Snodoloberm

Never Got Famous on YouTube
The Audiobooks
NeverGotFamous.com


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Become A Patron
$2 or more per month

Get NGF projects first and free, including the audiobooks:

  • Blood and Muppets
  • Broken Glass Snack
  • Harry Potter and the Trespassing Functional Alcoholic
  • Bowling for Blood
  • The Actual Science of Ghosts
  • ...and more on the way...
NEVER GOT FAMOUS is the bitter life of Albert Snodoloberm...a stand-up comedian for twenty years, and nothing - no fame, no glory, just horrible memories of being abused on stage.  So he retreated to the internet....doing the projects he would have done if he had gotten famous, just on a much (MUCH) lower budget and with much more irritation and awkwardness...

And even though Albert is a fictional character, I suspect that many of us secretly feel a bit like failed stand-up comedians...we somehow know what it's like to be that person. I've been trying to make each chapter of his life bigger-er and bitter-er, so now he's escaped the modest productions of his video camera, plunging into audiobook projects and podcasts.

If you become a patron, everything Albert does, audio or video, you get it free.  Signing up will unlock download links of all the audiobooks and "live" albums, and even chapters of whatever current one is in-progress.  Plus, you'll get Vimeo passwords to the original versions of the surreal feature-length puppet movies I did years ago - Summer of the Chew Toy Soul, Jesus Hates You Now, Only Interstellar Pinball Lives Forever, Hell Leaks Laughter, and the non-puppet There Was Once a Bitter Bastard.  I'll be putting most of those movies on YouTube someday, to release them into the wild forever. But they look better on Vimeo...the colors, the puppety textures...

Anyhow, many many thanks, and never let the bastards get you down.
  - Tristan Newcomb ... aka Albert Snodoloberm

Never Got Famous on YouTube
The Audiobooks
NeverGotFamous.com


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Tiers
Become A Patron
$2 or more per month

Get NGF projects first and free, including the audiobooks:

  • Blood and Muppets
  • Broken Glass Snack
  • Harry Potter and the Trespassing Functional Alcoholic
  • Bowling for Blood
  • The Actual Science of Ghosts
  • ...and more on the way...