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Betterer Help is an online portal that provides direct-to-consumer access to useless health services.

Our online counselling and therapy services are provided through web-based interaction as well as pigeon letter communication. Betterer Help was founded in 2018 by Alot Scamatas and co-founder Danny Sugondese.


All counselors are loicensed unprofessionals. Betterer Help allows you to connect with them in a safe and private online environment. Anything you share is confidential unless you're a furry or the army decides to throw a truckload of shekels our way.


Pay a low flat fee for unlimited unqualified counselling with your counsellor. Counselling doesn't have to be expensive. See how many times we said counsel back there on a single sentence? That's how good we are, we even spell it correctly unlike our competitors.


Do it at your own time and at your own pace. Communicate with your therapists as often as you want and whenever you feel it's needed. Help is available at your time and your place. Except when it's not.


Not much beyond being able to vent and talk to someone, which is helpful but not as effective as an actual face to face therapy session with a trained professional.

Insurance is not required to speak with our therapists online. The less they know the better. By the way, are we therapists or counsellors? Getting confused.

You don't have to worry about stigmas associated with being scammed by your favourite Youtuber or Influencer. Looking at you DePonzie.

You can feel free to receive the help and support you need for your personal & private concerns, somewhere else of course.

We're not a scam like (((other services)))

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