Betty Adams is creating literature
14
patrons
$43
per month
What do you get for your money?
Laughter at the inherent preosterous nature of humanity mostly.  Sometimes some stuff. 

Betty Adams lives in a particularly damp and remote corner of the Pacific Northwest and like a hobbit enjoys visitors so long as she knows them in advance and knows when they are coming. She was born sometime last century and will likely die sometime this century. She works winters on a small organic research farm when not writing and spends most of her time herding eccentric genius scientists (she is absolutely certain cats would be easier) with the help of her Great Pyrenees mix. Summers she spends nomadically wandering the Pacific Northwest in search of material for her stories and a regular paycheck for a biology major (she is reasonably certain those are on the Endangered Species List). She has several works published in the National Park Internal Database which may or may not be classified documents.
Tiers
Many Thanks (Hush)
$1 or more per month
Are you a little paranoid? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully ignore you. 
Many Thanks (Let 'em Hear)
$1 or more per month
Are you more normal? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully out your name in a list only you will ever read. It is on the home page of my website and under the widget that shows where you are in the world. Or rather it shows where the central sever for your geographical location it. Plus you know, I'll be grateful. And you will have access to all the free content I generate. 
Questions & Maybe Answers
$5 or more per month
Do you have questions? Donate 5$ and I will make a video answering questions. I reserve the right to ignore some questions though. And before anyone asks my favorite color is blue. I will try to do this once a month. 
Swag Type Stuff
$20 or more per month
Do you like pretty pictures? I will mail you a post card with official Betty Adams Art on it. I will sign and make a nice note on it. You can choose between dragons, aliens, and things that go boomp in the night. (The author suggests you think long and hard about that last one.)
Signed Book
$50 or more per month
Would you like me to sign a book and ship it to your house? Well it would be way cheaper to just go to the merch page on my website www.authorbettyadams.com but you are here so I suppose you want to do it this way. Well to each their own. Send me $50 and I'll sign a copy of "Dying Embers" and send it to you.  Plus a postcard. Plus the gratitude.  Answers too. 
Baby Alien
$100 or more per month
Would you like to adopt your own baby alien? For $100 you will get a freshly budded Larian baby, snug  in a transport pod with a pamphlet on care and feeding. (Think pet rocks folks.) 
Dragon's Egg
$1,000 or more per month
Yes I will send you an actual *dragon egg. Why? Because if you are throwing around that kind of money on a random patron you need some protection Moneybags! 


*may or may not hatch actual dragon 

What do you get for your money?
Laughter at the inherent preosterous nature of humanity mostly.  Sometimes some stuff. 

Betty Adams lives in a particularly damp and remote corner of the Pacific Northwest and like a hobbit enjoys visitors so long as she knows them in advance and knows when they are coming. She was born sometime last century and will likely die sometime this century. She works winters on a small organic research farm when not writing and spends most of her time herding eccentric genius scientists (she is absolutely certain cats would be easier) with the help of her Great Pyrenees mix. Summers she spends nomadically wandering the Pacific Northwest in search of material for her stories and a regular paycheck for a biology major (she is reasonably certain those are on the Endangered Species List). She has several works published in the National Park Internal Database which may or may not be classified documents.

Recent posts by Betty Adams

Tiers
Many Thanks (Hush)
$1 or more per month
Are you a little paranoid? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully ignore you. 
Many Thanks (Let 'em Hear)
$1 or more per month
Are you more normal? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully out your name in a list only you will ever read. It is on the home page of my website and under the widget that shows where you are in the world. Or rather it shows where the central sever for your geographical location it. Plus you know, I'll be grateful. And you will have access to all the free content I generate. 
Questions & Maybe Answers
$5 or more per month
Do you have questions? Donate 5$ and I will make a video answering questions. I reserve the right to ignore some questions though. And before anyone asks my favorite color is blue. I will try to do this once a month. 
Swag Type Stuff
$20 or more per month
Do you like pretty pictures? I will mail you a post card with official Betty Adams Art on it. I will sign and make a nice note on it. You can choose between dragons, aliens, and things that go boomp in the night. (The author suggests you think long and hard about that last one.)
Signed Book
$50 or more per month
Would you like me to sign a book and ship it to your house? Well it would be way cheaper to just go to the merch page on my website www.authorbettyadams.com but you are here so I suppose you want to do it this way. Well to each their own. Send me $50 and I'll sign a copy of "Dying Embers" and send it to you.  Plus a postcard. Plus the gratitude.  Answers too. 
Baby Alien
$100 or more per month
Would you like to adopt your own baby alien? For $100 you will get a freshly budded Larian baby, snug  in a transport pod with a pamphlet on care and feeding. (Think pet rocks folks.) 
Dragon's Egg
$1,000 or more per month
Yes I will send you an actual *dragon egg. Why? Because if you are throwing around that kind of money on a random patron you need some protection Moneybags! 


*may or may not hatch actual dragon