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About bitchin' podcast

About our show

On the 25th July 2018, two small women met in the Caffè Nero in Covent Garden. A truly historic day, for it was here that Helen Monks and Tilly Steele decided to do what every other unemployed & miserable artist in London was doing, and make a podcast together.

But this one? 

This one would not be about being an actor. (No one actually wants to hear about that. It's genuinely quite boring.)

It would be about the noble art of talking about people behind their backs. 

Yes, this is BITCHIN'. Every week, we talk about a different figure in the public eye. We dissect them, we delve into them, we veer wildly off track. Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry, sometimes we despair, sometimes we haven't done quite enough research to be taken seriously.

And now we need YOUR HELP to make our show even better.

Since that fateful day in Caffè Nero, we have:
  • Bitched about and around 18 different people
  • Had on guests including Nell Hudson (Victoria, Outlander), Katy Wix (Not Going Out, The Windsors) & Evelyn Mok (Comedy Central, BBC New Year Comedy Show)
  • Recorded in a studio, a cafe, other people's homes (they invited us in) and Tilly's bed
  • Ranted about more billionaires than Private Eye 
  • Reached listeners across the Globe, from Barrow-in-Furness to Illinois
  • Charted in the UK's top comedy podcasts on iTunes

We've made constant "jokes" about us starting a Patreon, but we are deciding to do this now simply because Tilly dropped her phone outside her flat whilst doing the food bin (come on planet-saver) and she needs a new one. And also because our listenership is growing every week, and we know that some of you might like to support us directly, in exchange for some Exclusive Content. 

Of course, we will still be giving out that Hot Spicy Fresh Content for free. But, for those of you with a bit of spare cash who enjoy what we are making, we would love to ask you for your help, you intimidatingly gorgeous people with disposable incomes. (Call us.)

What will we get?

There will be exclusive content for you, outtakes, videos and photos from behind the scenes, and you will be known forevermore as our Best Mates.  

We are thrilled you've stayed with us this far. It has been a lovely privilege to watch our little audience grow and we love you ALL a whole lot.  

Hoping you'll stay with us,

Tilly and Helen

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