Andrew Secor is creating a general disturbance
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I'm Andrew. I have loud opinions and am a general embarrassment to be associated with.

People ask me to stop, but it's hard to do. I'm very active on social media, which I'm told is an upsetting experience for everyone else. I also have to leave my home to labor for liquid capital, and that's where the real trouble starts.

This is where you come in. If we all work together, we can make it so that I never bother anyone else ever again. Or at least, I won't bother you, the patrons.

By becoming a patron of mine, you can opt out of attention from me. I won't monologue at you about my latest projects, I will preserve your reputation by not acknowledging you in public, I won't give you panic attacks by being myself around you, and more.

Also, I make art out of garbage, write, drum and occasionally I do jokes. Imagine if I did all of this, but you never had to hear about it.
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Polite Society
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
I will keep my opinions to myself where you're concerned.
Awkward Acquaintances
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
I will only say hello or wave to you when I see you in public.
Strangers
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
I will pretend not to know you when I see you in public.
Peace of Mind
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
I will stop commenting on your social media.
Dead to Me
$80 or more per month 0 patrons
I will disassociate from you altogether
Oh Shi-
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
I will actively avoid you as though you had the plague AND I owed you money.
Dead to the World
$1,200 or more per month 0 patrons
I will completely halt all social media activity.
I'm Andrew. I have loud opinions and am a general embarrassment to be associated with.

People ask me to stop, but it's hard to do. I'm very active on social media, which I'm told is an upsetting experience for everyone else. I also have to leave my home to labor for liquid capital, and that's where the real trouble starts.

This is where you come in. If we all work together, we can make it so that I never bother anyone else ever again. Or at least, I won't bother you, the patrons.

By becoming a patron of mine, you can opt out of attention from me. I won't monologue at you about my latest projects, I will preserve your reputation by not acknowledging you in public, I won't give you panic attacks by being myself around you, and more.

Also, I make art out of garbage, write, drum and occasionally I do jokes. Imagine if I did all of this, but you never had to hear about it.

Recent posts by Andrew Secor

Tiers
Polite Society
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
I will keep my opinions to myself where you're concerned.
Awkward Acquaintances
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
I will only say hello or wave to you when I see you in public.
Strangers
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
I will pretend not to know you when I see you in public.
Peace of Mind
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
I will stop commenting on your social media.
Dead to Me
$80 or more per month 0 patrons
I will disassociate from you altogether
Oh Shi-
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
I will actively avoid you as though you had the plague AND I owed you money.
Dead to the World
$1,200 or more per month 0 patrons
I will completely halt all social media activity.