Brainflora

is creating Nourishing Ideas

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Brainflora is an internationally renowned institute responsible for cultivating the modern zeitgeist. Through experimental, unconventional means, we propagate exploratory endeavors into the untapped recesses of the human mind, plowing through the soil in which revolutionary ideas germinate. Since its inception, Brainflora has nurtured millions of ideas out of the dirt, enabling them to blossom in the light of day. Our philosophy is to consider the whole idea and to leave no idea behind. In stirring to life the flower within every idea, we hope the seeds of creativity travel far and wide to fertilize distant fields.
Tiers
You're kind
$1 or more per month
You’re kind, but not too kind. At this level, we will pretend the universe is open to suggestion and beam our well wishes right into your earhole.
You're too kind
$5 or more per month
You are now too kind. At this level, we observe a minute of quiet reverence for you and reflect HARD on the responsibility you have bestowed upon us.
You are beginning to shed mortal status
$10 or more per month
You are now looking less like a mortal human and more like an angel sent in the form of cold hard cash. At this level, we will make your beautiful, angelic face the last thing we look at before we lay our heads down for the night.
You are the sun
$20 or more per month
You are the warm embrace of a sun’s ray lightly caressing our faces. At this most glorious of levels, we begin lobbying your government for your personal requests. Want to see a fondue fountain replace the lame water fountain in your town’s square? We’ll try to make it happen.
You are immortal
$50 or more per month
You are now departing Earth and ascending to your highest form. At this stratospheric level, Reid and I take online blacksmith courses, become master metal workers, forge brands of your inimitable face, and travel the planet branding every man, woman, child, structure and piece of vegetation.
You are EVERYTHING
$100 or more per month
You have transcended physical form and become goodness incarnate. At this level the weight of your perfection bears down upon the world’s peasants with suffocating pressure. There is nothing we can do for you, other than offer our eternal gratitude and worship (and a small human sacrifice, if you’re into that kind of thing)...plus all previous rewards 
Brainflora is an internationally renowned institute responsible for cultivating the modern zeitgeist. Through experimental, unconventional means, we propagate exploratory endeavors into the untapped recesses of the human mind, plowing through the soil in which revolutionary ideas germinate. Since its inception, Brainflora has nurtured millions of ideas out of the dirt, enabling them to blossom in the light of day. Our philosophy is to consider the whole idea and to leave no idea behind. In stirring to life the flower within every idea, we hope the seeds of creativity travel far and wide to fertilize distant fields.

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Tiers
You're kind
$1 or more per month
You’re kind, but not too kind. At this level, we will pretend the universe is open to suggestion and beam our well wishes right into your earhole.
You're too kind
$5 or more per month
You are now too kind. At this level, we observe a minute of quiet reverence for you and reflect HARD on the responsibility you have bestowed upon us.
You are beginning to shed mortal status
$10 or more per month
You are now looking less like a mortal human and more like an angel sent in the form of cold hard cash. At this level, we will make your beautiful, angelic face the last thing we look at before we lay our heads down for the night.
You are the sun
$20 or more per month
You are the warm embrace of a sun’s ray lightly caressing our faces. At this most glorious of levels, we begin lobbying your government for your personal requests. Want to see a fondue fountain replace the lame water fountain in your town’s square? We’ll try to make it happen.
You are immortal
$50 or more per month
You are now departing Earth and ascending to your highest form. At this stratospheric level, Reid and I take online blacksmith courses, become master metal workers, forge brands of your inimitable face, and travel the planet branding every man, woman, child, structure and piece of vegetation.
You are EVERYTHING
$100 or more per month
You have transcended physical form and become goodness incarnate. At this level the weight of your perfection bears down upon the world’s peasants with suffocating pressure. There is nothing we can do for you, other than offer our eternal gratitude and worship (and a small human sacrifice, if you’re into that kind of thing)...plus all previous rewards