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Brainflora is an internationally renowned institute responsible for cultivating the modern zeitgeist. Through experimental, unconventional means, we propagate exploratory endeavors into the untapped recesses of the human mind, plowing through the soil in which revolutionary ideas germinate. Since its inception, Brainflora has nurtured millions of ideas out of the dirt, enabling them to blossom in the light of day. Our philosophy is to consider the whole idea and to leave no idea behind. In stirring to life the flower within every idea, we hope the seeds of creativity travel far and wide to fertilize distant fields.
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