Brainflora

is creating Nourishing Ideas

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You’re kind, but not too kind. At this level, we will pretend the universe is open to suggestion and beam our well wishes right into your earhole.
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You are now too kind. At this level, we observe a minute of quiet reverence for you and reflect HARD on the responsibility you have bestowed upon us.
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You are now looking less like a mortal human and more like an angel sent in the form of cold hard cash. At this level, we will make your beautiful, angelic face the last thing we look at before we lay our heads down for the night.

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Brainflora is an internationally renowned institute responsible for cultivating the modern zeitgeist. Through experimental, unconventional means, we propagate exploratory endeavors into the untapped recesses of the human mind, plowing through the soil in which revolutionary ideas germinate. Since its inception, Brainflora has nurtured millions of ideas out of the dirt, enabling them to blossom in the light of day. Our philosophy is to consider the whole idea and to leave no idea behind. In stirring to life the flower within every idea, we hope the seeds of creativity travel far and wide to fertilize distant fields.

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