BurntSquirrelMan is creating Nothing 9-5
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Hey there! I'm BurntSquirrel, and I am doing something really stupid!

People always go around saying that you can't get a job doing nothing, so I'm gonna challenge that! The internet is a wide, weird place, and people get funded to make an egg salad sandwich! So, why can't I get paid to work a 9-5 job where I don't do anything?

I will stream live on Twitch me sitting in a chair, between the hours of 9am EST to 5pm EST, doing absolutely nothing. No reading a book, no browsing the web, no games or naps. Nothing. Well...except for a Lunch Break at Noon.

LIST OF JOB REQUIREMENTS
  • I am to sit in a chair, Monday through Friday, from the hours of 9am EST to 5pm EST, in silent contemplation. 
  • I may not initiate interactions. No Web Browsing, No Sleeping, No Television, No Phone.
  • If someone is to arrive at the door, or call on the phone, I may check to see who it is. If it is not of any relevance or emergency, I must notify that I am working and cannot continue interactions.
  • If there is an emergency, I may leave the premises, for the safety and well being of my person.
  • If the stream goes dead or has connection issues, I may attempt to fix it. Once it is fixed, I must return to work.
  • I will be allowed a 1 Hour Lunch Break at Noon. During this time, I may speak with the people in chat, watch Youtube, and generally goof around.

The live stream not only let's you see a pro at work, but also confirms for you all that I am indeed doing nothing. You guys will be able to confirm whether or not I am properly doing my job! If you don't think I am doing satisfactory work, you are free to rescind your pledges and donations at any time! Let's see how this goes!

Watch me work at: twitch.tv/burntsquirrelman
Tiers
Dollar Donation
$1 or more per month

You think what I am doing is really weird and stupid, but would also like to see it work out...not that much, but a little bit at least.

Wasteful Spending
$10 or more per month

You could spend that Ten Dollars on something useful, like a quick bite to eat or whatever. Instead you think it's better off going to a guy who is sitting in a chair for 8 hours a day doing literally nothing.

Stream Share
$50 or more per month only 10 left

At this level, I will be truly and genuinely happy to meet and talk to you. As such, I will have a monthly stream chat with anyone who makes this donation tier, live on Twitch. It will have to be during the weekend or after 5pm EST, as I will be at work a lot.

Goals
$0 of $100 per month
At this stage, I will be able to essentially break even for what I am doing. I won't really be making any kind of profit, as internet and electricity are expenses that need to be paid.
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Hey there! I'm BurntSquirrel, and I am doing something really stupid!

People always go around saying that you can't get a job doing nothing, so I'm gonna challenge that! The internet is a wide, weird place, and people get funded to make an egg salad sandwich! So, why can't I get paid to work a 9-5 job where I don't do anything?

I will stream live on Twitch me sitting in a chair, between the hours of 9am EST to 5pm EST, doing absolutely nothing. No reading a book, no browsing the web, no games or naps. Nothing. Well...except for a Lunch Break at Noon.

LIST OF JOB REQUIREMENTS
  • I am to sit in a chair, Monday through Friday, from the hours of 9am EST to 5pm EST, in silent contemplation. 
  • I may not initiate interactions. No Web Browsing, No Sleeping, No Television, No Phone.
  • If someone is to arrive at the door, or call on the phone, I may check to see who it is. If it is not of any relevance or emergency, I must notify that I am working and cannot continue interactions.
  • If there is an emergency, I may leave the premises, for the safety and well being of my person.
  • If the stream goes dead or has connection issues, I may attempt to fix it. Once it is fixed, I must return to work.
  • I will be allowed a 1 Hour Lunch Break at Noon. During this time, I may speak with the people in chat, watch Youtube, and generally goof around.

The live stream not only let's you see a pro at work, but also confirms for you all that I am indeed doing nothing. You guys will be able to confirm whether or not I am properly doing my job! If you don't think I am doing satisfactory work, you are free to rescind your pledges and donations at any time! Let's see how this goes!

Watch me work at: twitch.tv/burntsquirrelman

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Tiers
Dollar Donation
$1 or more per month

You think what I am doing is really weird and stupid, but would also like to see it work out...not that much, but a little bit at least.

Wasteful Spending
$10 or more per month

You could spend that Ten Dollars on something useful, like a quick bite to eat or whatever. Instead you think it's better off going to a guy who is sitting in a chair for 8 hours a day doing literally nothing.

Stream Share
$50 or more per month only 10 left

At this level, I will be truly and genuinely happy to meet and talk to you. As such, I will have a monthly stream chat with anyone who makes this donation tier, live on Twitch. It will have to be during the weekend or after 5pm EST, as I will be at work a lot.