Caffeine Markis creating Coffee Comedy podcasts & videos fused with semi controlled mad
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Welcome to the start of our beautiful journey together...
Thank you for supporting me, watching and sharing my content.
I do this to put a smile on your face and that in return warms my heart.
Thank you for your help in my mission to put smiles on dials.
That's $2.32 a week or 33cents a day (for budgeting purposes again...)
You must enjoy good coffee...
Or may be even good weed...
Or maybe like me... a bit of both...
For this you get a copy of my Ebook "Memoirs of a Baked Barista" to help you through those tough bowel movements...
As it has recently been voted "Best Ebook to read while doing the doodoo" by myself and all the voices in my head.
Thank you and enjoy!
That's $5.81 a week or 83cents a day (if you're still counting)
For this level of Super Awesomeness, you get my eternal gratitude and a free copy of my latest Ebook and I send you a yearly box of goodies for your birthday.
Cuddles... Lotsa cuddles... and some money, that would be nice too.
The money you pledge will help keep food in my hand and weed on my daughters plate... I don't drink, so don't give me too much money, keep some for yourself to celebrate as well with a strong latte.
I will use any said donation to help me travel the land in search of coffee and coffee lovers of all shapes and sizes and share that coffee with the people who need it most.
I will bring back their stories and tales from behind the coffee machine of LOVE!
Give these poor coffee freaks a voice through me! I will be their martyr... for a price...
Or really what I am trying to say is that I will use this money for good and not evil... and probably on coffee as well...
And I will be forever grateful for your act of kindness.
New gear would be on the shopping list for later down the line.
Some travel money would help me get in and out of a city and a bed in a backpackers to go and seek more caffeine adventures for you all to enjoy and share.