Josh Beitzel is creating web comics and other digital art
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Greetings! In the (un)fathomable years of my adult life, I had struggled not only to find some sort of an identity with my style in both writing and comics, but to find any sort of an identity. And struggled in general, really. But this isn't about that! This is about inspiration, the bizarre ideas stewing in my head, and satire that may or may not make your head spin and your genitalia warm. Okay, maybe not the second one. Well, maybe it can. It's not porn, though. Maybe you're just "one of those people".

Anyways, enough bants. I'm here because years of exploring ideas has left me disheartened and uncertain. Two years ago as of this writing, I came up with a weird idea for a webcomic that probably isn't all that bizarre by any means. It's the internet after all. But it is an idea that I struggled to accept for those two years. Now, however, I present to you a sort of culmination of my years of absorption of satire, dark humor/comedy, and irony. To say to you that this means a lot to me is something of a misnomer. This IS me. My taste in comedy may not suite your needs, and that is fine. I understand that perhaps not all people see things in the same light (or no light as my case may be). Unfortunately, I need help. This webcomic, while maybe not my entire pride and joy, is an endevour that I wish to treat as something I can do on a weekly (and maybe bi-daily, someday) basis. A more fun second job if you will.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm some poor schmuck trying to turn his luck around and I'm prostrating myself before any audience that would let me entertain them. This comic in question, "The Perks of Being a Catgirl", is both exceedingly ridiculous in its existence and (hopefully) perceptively deep in its presentation. It's a chance to not only take jabs at certain subcultures in our world, but to explore the ideas that shape it. And what I REALLY want from you is an audience that I know can be captivated by what I wish to do, or at least let me know when I'm off my game. Plus, ya know, I'm not professionally trained and I WANT to get better.

So, what ARE the perks of being a catgirl?

[Footnote from CG: There are no real perks. I've been locked in this dude's house for several years now and I have the worst case of cat scratch fever. Wait, that's not right. Only humans get that. I meant I'm just super horny.]
Tiers
View of the Basement
$1 or more per month
An insider look via blog post of how I come up with comic ideas and my general process.
You Get to be a Creep
$5 or more per month
Come watch my comic-making process and make me do it all in one sitting for once. And be a creep if you want, I guess.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

Decide My Fate!
$10 or more per month
Okay, the title is a little misleading, but you get to dictate what I'll draw outside of the comics every month (fanart, OCs, "weird stuff"). No porn suggestions will be accepted. Also, access to individual panels from all previous comics.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

I Like Your Name
$15 or more per month
You get a special shout out in the text description of each comic AND I'll draw you any non-pornographic image you want upon tier selection.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

The Perks of Being You
$20 or more per month only 3 left
Oh, geez. I wasn't expecting this. Uh...umm...

Okay, how about I let you collaborate with me to get your own recurring character in the comic?


[Includes all prior tiers.]

Goals
$0 of $50 per month
Get me that Adobe Suite upkeep. It'll give me more and better tools for comics, other drawings, and potentially Flash animation in the future.
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Greetings! In the (un)fathomable years of my adult life, I had struggled not only to find some sort of an identity with my style in both writing and comics, but to find any sort of an identity. And struggled in general, really. But this isn't about that! This is about inspiration, the bizarre ideas stewing in my head, and satire that may or may not make your head spin and your genitalia warm. Okay, maybe not the second one. Well, maybe it can. It's not porn, though. Maybe you're just "one of those people".

Anyways, enough bants. I'm here because years of exploring ideas has left me disheartened and uncertain. Two years ago as of this writing, I came up with a weird idea for a webcomic that probably isn't all that bizarre by any means. It's the internet after all. But it is an idea that I struggled to accept for those two years. Now, however, I present to you a sort of culmination of my years of absorption of satire, dark humor/comedy, and irony. To say to you that this means a lot to me is something of a misnomer. This IS me. My taste in comedy may not suite your needs, and that is fine. I understand that perhaps not all people see things in the same light (or no light as my case may be). Unfortunately, I need help. This webcomic, while maybe not my entire pride and joy, is an endevour that I wish to treat as something I can do on a weekly (and maybe bi-daily, someday) basis. A more fun second job if you will.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm some poor schmuck trying to turn his luck around and I'm prostrating myself before any audience that would let me entertain them. This comic in question, "The Perks of Being a Catgirl", is both exceedingly ridiculous in its existence and (hopefully) perceptively deep in its presentation. It's a chance to not only take jabs at certain subcultures in our world, but to explore the ideas that shape it. And what I REALLY want from you is an audience that I know can be captivated by what I wish to do, or at least let me know when I'm off my game. Plus, ya know, I'm not professionally trained and I WANT to get better.

So, what ARE the perks of being a catgirl?

[Footnote from CG: There are no real perks. I've been locked in this dude's house for several years now and I have the worst case of cat scratch fever. Wait, that's not right. Only humans get that. I meant I'm just super horny.]

Recent posts by Josh Beitzel

Tiers
View of the Basement
$1 or more per month
An insider look via blog post of how I come up with comic ideas and my general process.
You Get to be a Creep
$5 or more per month
Come watch my comic-making process and make me do it all in one sitting for once. And be a creep if you want, I guess.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

Decide My Fate!
$10 or more per month
Okay, the title is a little misleading, but you get to dictate what I'll draw outside of the comics every month (fanart, OCs, "weird stuff"). No porn suggestions will be accepted. Also, access to individual panels from all previous comics.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

I Like Your Name
$15 or more per month
You get a special shout out in the text description of each comic AND I'll draw you any non-pornographic image you want upon tier selection.


[Includes all previous tiers.]

The Perks of Being You
$20 or more per month only 3 left
Oh, geez. I wasn't expecting this. Uh...umm...

Okay, how about I let you collaborate with me to get your own recurring character in the comic?


[Includes all prior tiers.]