Catholic Mario

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If I had one wish for the world, it would be that every adult reexamines his or her view of God at least once per decade. God may not change, but people do, and we outgrow our old concepts. The ideas about God that we held at six will not serve us at sixteen and certainly not sixty. Just as children may outgrow peanut butter and opt for spicy curries, we can assimilate more and different ideas about the universe and its workings as we evolve, This is why I, as Catholic Mario shall show you all the true form of God Catholic Mario: The living form of Human purity.
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If I had one wish for the world, it would be that every adult reexamines his or her view of God at least once per decade. God may not change, but people do, and we outgrow our old concepts. The ideas about God that we held at six will not serve us at sixteen and certainly not sixty. Just as children may outgrow peanut butter and opt for spicy curries, we can assimilate more and different ideas about the universe and its workings as we evolve, This is why I, as Catholic Mario shall show you all the true form of God Catholic Mario: The living form of Human purity.

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