David Clegg

is creating Internet Keks
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You gave money to the cause of the Clegg! He likes you a little bit better than he did before, and he will mention you sometime during each Clegg podcast produced during the month.

All higher tiers include the rewards of the tiers below them as well as their own rewards when I think of them.
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In addition to sleeping just a little bit better, you will now get access to Clegg's Thoughts, weekly audio tracks where I share thoughts on something that's been on my mind.
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You're aiding Clegg by a decent bit. Thanks!

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About David Clegg

He has the courage to challenge those looked upon as gods. He will defend his friends and mentors to the hilt, but also call them on their failings. He's sad and lonely and he takes out his many frustrations on the Internet. He's Clegg, and he really, really loves to sleep, because it allows him to escape from the hellish reality that is his life.

David Clegg is one of the most expert "shitposters" on the Internet, shooting from the hip without fail, and occasionally hitting his mark. He says what he thinks and he doesn't think about it at all before he does. He has created many Internet personas and enraged and enraptured countless denizens of the Net with them. He's doing Dating Right and he's starting a second podcast as soon as he gets that sweet nine hours of yummy Z's. Throw a few bucks his way so he can continue to do what he does and make you laugh for the right reasons or the wrong ones!
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Some sort of Patreon exclusive live stream will happen, and it should be hilarious.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 4 exclusive posts
Audio releases