David Clegg

is creating Internet Keks

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He has the courage to challenge those looked upon as gods. He will defend his friends and mentors to the hilt, but also call them on their failings. He's sad and lonely and he takes out his many frustrations on the Internet. He's Clegg, and he really, really loves to sleep, because it allows him to escape from the hellish reality that is his life.

David Clegg is one of the most expert "shitposters" on the Internet, shooting from the hip without fail, and occasionally hitting his mark. He says what he thinks and he doesn't think about it at all before he does. He has created many Internet personas and enraged and enraptured countless denizens of the Net with them. He's doing Dating Right and he's starting a second podcast as soon as he gets that sweet nine hours of yummy Z's. Throw a few bucks his way so he can continue to do what he does and make you laugh for the right reasons or the wrong ones!
Tiers
Light Sleeper
$1 or more per month
You gave money to the cause of the Clegg! He likes you a little bit better than he did before, and he will mention you sometime during each Clegg podcast produced during the month.

All higher tiers include the rewards of the tiers below them as well as their own rewards when I think of them.
Semi-Light Sleeper
$2 or more per month
In addition to sleeping just a little bit better, you will now get access to Clegg's Thoughts, weekly audio tracks where I share thoughts on something that's been on my mind.
Sleep Enthusiast
$3 or more per month
You're aiding Clegg by a decent bit. Thanks!


As a reward, you get the previous tier, as well as access to Clegg Chronicles, weekly stories from the life of Clegg.

Moderate Sleeper
$4 or more per month
Your sleeping game is getting stronk.


With this tier, you get access to a short and fun video each week.

Heavy Sleeper
$5 or more per month
You know what it's like to need to escape to the world of dreams! Love you!
Resident of the Dream Realm
$8 or more per month
You never want to wake up, because reality sucks!


You get all the stuff from the lower tiers, plus exclusive Discord access behind the scenes after each podcast recording! Depending on what everyone feels like, for an aftershow we can either just chat it up, or you can join me in a live stream!

Goals
$0 of $25 per month
Some sort of Patreon exclusive live stream will happen, and it should be hilarious.
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He has the courage to challenge those looked upon as gods. He will defend his friends and mentors to the hilt, but also call them on their failings. He's sad and lonely and he takes out his many frustrations on the Internet. He's Clegg, and he really, really loves to sleep, because it allows him to escape from the hellish reality that is his life.

David Clegg is one of the most expert "shitposters" on the Internet, shooting from the hip without fail, and occasionally hitting his mark. He says what he thinks and he doesn't think about it at all before he does. He has created many Internet personas and enraged and enraptured countless denizens of the Net with them. He's doing Dating Right and he's starting a second podcast as soon as he gets that sweet nine hours of yummy Z's. Throw a few bucks his way so he can continue to do what he does and make you laugh for the right reasons or the wrong ones!

Recent posts by David Clegg

Tiers
Light Sleeper
$1 or more per month
You gave money to the cause of the Clegg! He likes you a little bit better than he did before, and he will mention you sometime during each Clegg podcast produced during the month.

All higher tiers include the rewards of the tiers below them as well as their own rewards when I think of them.
Semi-Light Sleeper
$2 or more per month
In addition to sleeping just a little bit better, you will now get access to Clegg's Thoughts, weekly audio tracks where I share thoughts on something that's been on my mind.
Sleep Enthusiast
$3 or more per month
You're aiding Clegg by a decent bit. Thanks!


As a reward, you get the previous tier, as well as access to Clegg Chronicles, weekly stories from the life of Clegg.

Moderate Sleeper
$4 or more per month
Your sleeping game is getting stronk.


With this tier, you get access to a short and fun video each week.

Heavy Sleeper
$5 or more per month
You know what it's like to need to escape to the world of dreams! Love you!
Resident of the Dream Realm
$8 or more per month
You never want to wake up, because reality sucks!


You get all the stuff from the lower tiers, plus exclusive Discord access behind the scenes after each podcast recording! Depending on what everyone feels like, for an aftershow we can either just chat it up, or you can join me in a live stream!