Dadbeans

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Let me be your monkey in a suit and pay me money so I can make you guys laugh and validate your opinions.
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The warm fuzz
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I don't deserve a single dollar for doing this but you doing this makes me have a warm fuzzy inside and hopefully it does for you too.
Friendo
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Despite what 5 dollars would get you in Amsterdam, I can't give you anything more than my appreciation and tell you I love you dearly, not much to a succaroo but hey, this boyhole needs to be sacred before marriage.
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You make me feel guilty and have a one up on me for giving me money I don't deserve but money I need to keep this shitshow afire. 
Welfare Status
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EBT doesn't cover alcohol, and I am gonna need that shit after the guilt of getting 25$ for doing essentially nothing but playing video games and talking about them sets in. I'll kiss you on the lips if I ever see you around these parts, partner.
Absolute Madman
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I don't know what you do for a living where you can be able to blow 50 bucks on a drunken sad fat online and don't need to be smart enough to realize that's a stupid choice. But DM me your address and I'll suck your cock clean off your body and maybe steal some of your shit too like the high class whore I am.
Suicide Hotline
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Let me be your monkey in a suit and pay me money so I can make you guys laugh and validate your opinions.

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Tiers
The warm fuzz
$1 or more per month
I don't deserve a single dollar for doing this but you doing this makes me have a warm fuzzy inside and hopefully it does for you too.
Friendo
$5 or more per month
Despite what 5 dollars would get you in Amsterdam, I can't give you anything more than my appreciation and tell you I love you dearly, not much to a succaroo but hey, this boyhole needs to be sacred before marriage.
Selfless
$10 or more per month
You make me feel guilty and have a one up on me for giving me money I don't deserve but money I need to keep this shitshow afire. 
Welfare Status
$25 or more per month
EBT doesn't cover alcohol, and I am gonna need that shit after the guilt of getting 25$ for doing essentially nothing but playing video games and talking about them sets in. I'll kiss you on the lips if I ever see you around these parts, partner.
Absolute Madman
$50 or more per month only 10 left
I don't know what you do for a living where you can be able to blow 50 bucks on a drunken sad fat online and don't need to be smart enough to realize that's a stupid choice. But DM me your address and I'll suck your cock clean off your body and maybe steal some of your shit too like the high class whore I am.
Suicide Hotline
$15,000 or more per month only 1 left
If the suicide hotline didn't help, give me your money, I know it'll make me wanna die.