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A life where all existence is Redacted and the only thing constant in a world restarting from the enormous Heat Death, that brought humanity to it's knees, of Jupiter X, is a Hermit by the name of Ralph SuenBerger Sr. on top of the summit of Mount Olympus Mons. You peer up to the top of the mountain to spot a small abandoned ruined hamlet with but one hut remaining, you stay determined and climb up the burgundy colored rock surface to find it's many treacherous and deadly false footholds, the 3 day journey comes to an end finally, you pant as you crawl up to the hermits hamlet, and read a note on his door "5 bucks required for entry." you scoff at the bastards 5 dollar demand but turn to see a purple light expanding across the solar system and what seems to be a few inches away from the Blue Giant Sol. you fish in your pockets for the money and retrieve 5 dollars, not knowing what else to do you slip the smelly damp greenbacks under the door pushing red sand into the small hut, the door opens and the hermit looks upon you and says "Thank you!!!" Humanity will be alright.
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Honestly, There's no real reason why you should pledge to me, I just want to see how this works out, if there's someone who really needs the money give it to them first, only think about pledging to me if you REALLY want to.

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A life where all existence is Redacted and the only thing constant in a world restarting from the enormous Heat Death, that brought humanity to it's knees, of Jupiter X, is a Hermit by the name of Ralph SuenBerger Sr. on top of the summit of Mount Olympus Mons. You peer up to the top of the mountain to spot a small abandoned ruined hamlet with but one hut remaining, you stay determined and climb up the burgundy colored rock surface to find it's many treacherous and deadly false footholds, the 3 day journey comes to an end finally, you pant as you crawl up to the hermits hamlet, and read a note on his door "5 bucks required for entry." you scoff at the bastards 5 dollar demand but turn to see a purple light expanding across the solar system and what seems to be a few inches away from the Blue Giant Sol. you fish in your pockets for the money and retrieve 5 dollars, not knowing what else to do you slip the smelly damp greenbacks under the door pushing red sand into the small hut, the door opens and the hermit looks upon you and says "Thank you!!!" Humanity will be alright.