Dr. Cringiestis creating Poorly Prescribed Entertainment
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With this, you can earn your way up the ladder to fame and glory--well, no. You might not survive--considering we give the new Patients to Ulrof for screening...
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Wow... You come here more than the recommended returns! ... Huh? Oh, you've... made a friend in the Insanies Ward? Uh... Who? Oh! ... Oh no...