EABT

is creating Infotainment of The Ages ~ Sassy Slavic Social Satire

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Tiers
VACCINE
$1 or more per month

You are now helping an immigrant survive in Swedish society. This renders you immune to accusations of racism.

The blessing of my attention.
$2 or more per month

I'll answer any question you send me in PM :D
Of course, those merely attempting to kid the kidder might just end up hearing something mother wouldn't like.

Discord Gang
$5 or more per month

Access to chatroom where you may worship Blatthomet. Beware this is not a democracy and only supporters are accepted.

Includes Discord rewards
Honorary Blatte
$10 or more per month

You win a special green title on Discord, to make you look better than everyone else.

Includes Discord rewards
Organ Donor
$20 or more per month

Honestly bro? YOU MAD GENEROUS. Thanks for paying my rent and living expenses <3

Includes Discord rewards
One-on-one private session
$40 or more per month
Private voice chat on Skype or Discord. 2 hour limit. One time only.
Includes Discord rewards
Hipster
$66 or more per month
I'll make you a bracelet with something offensive written on it, so you can think about me while you're jacking off. And I'll send you this along with a personalized letter. 
Exclusive poster
$199 or more per month

homo erotic poster yet perfectly tasteful and family friendly, signed

Tiers
VACCINE
$1 or more per month

You are now helping an immigrant survive in Swedish society. This renders you immune to accusations of racism.

The blessing of my attention.
$2 or more per month

I'll answer any question you send me in PM :D
Of course, those merely attempting to kid the kidder might just end up hearing something mother wouldn't like.

Discord Gang
$5 or more per month

Access to chatroom where you may worship Blatthomet. Beware this is not a democracy and only supporters are accepted.

Includes Discord rewards
Honorary Blatte
$10 or more per month

You win a special green title on Discord, to make you look better than everyone else.

Includes Discord rewards
Organ Donor
$20 or more per month

Honestly bro? YOU MAD GENEROUS. Thanks for paying my rent and living expenses <3

Includes Discord rewards
One-on-one private session
$40 or more per month
Private voice chat on Skype or Discord. 2 hour limit. One time only.
Includes Discord rewards
Hipster
$66 or more per month
I'll make you a bracelet with something offensive written on it, so you can think about me while you're jacking off. And I'll send you this along with a personalized letter. 
Exclusive poster
$199 or more per month

homo erotic poster yet perfectly tasteful and family friendly, signed