Eric Blair

is creating Novels, Poems, and ramblings, sometimes inane.

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patron
Hey Everybody! Fuck. This is a lot like writing the intro to your dating profile so I'll do my best to leave out the fact that I'm a nice guy and other generic cliches. I am an electrician by trade but I truly love to write but was told by my beloved, now deceased, grandmother that I will never make money writing so I'm giving this a try now. I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! I've got a couple of novels started on my trusty old laptop as well as a veritable shit ton of poems and lyrics that I think could be compiled into a pretty interesting work themselves. I've been told by a few that what I write is "good" and asked by others "Why the hell aren't you published?" SO, here I am. I'm not giving up my day job, not just yet, but I would love to make it easier for me to take time off and write. My goal, as is every writer's goal on this planet, is to write full time and not "work," but I'm not deluding myself. I would like to be able to work part time and do this the rest of the time so, let's see if we can make a run for it! I'll do my best to keep you updated as to the progress of what's going on with the stories and with my life which is constantly full of surprises. Let's take this ride together and see where it ends up, shall we?
Tiers
The Rule of Three
$3 or more per month
For every good deed three more are done in return. If you know "witchcraft" then you know the Rule of Three. At this Tier I'll send ya a personalized thank you and a random button. So include that address, please.
Closer to Hell
$6 or more per month
Double the first tier so you get TWO BUTTONS! And we'll be pen pals. No guarantee that I'm a good pen pal. 
Whisper In A Bottle
$15 or more per month
You're expecting five buttons aren't you? I might be predictable but I'm not that lame. At this tier you'll get first look at how the story is progressing OR a poem directly to your email inbox and access to my Discord server.
Includes Discord rewards
C-Note
$100 or more per month
At this tier you'll get first look at how the stories are progressing OR a poem directly to your email inbox and access to my Discord server. I'll also include nudes. GROSS!! No way!!! (Trust, you don't want to see *this* naked.) I will however love to facetime or skype with you and share my own little slice of Hell with you. And possibly a nerdy shirt that I haven't ever worn but thought it was clever at the time.
Includes Discord rewards
Welcome to Hell
$666 or more per month
At this tier you'll get access to my Discord server, facetime/skype with me in my own little slice of Hell, a nerdy shirt that I haven't ever worn, new chapters delivered to your inbox, and a signed copy of the book(s) when it's complete and published.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
1 of 10 patrons
When I get to 10 patrons I'll post pictures of me and my cat with self defeating commentary to my twitter account so smash that fucking follow button, yo!!!
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Hey Everybody! Fuck. This is a lot like writing the intro to your dating profile so I'll do my best to leave out the fact that I'm a nice guy and other generic cliches. I am an electrician by trade but I truly love to write but was told by my beloved, now deceased, grandmother that I will never make money writing so I'm giving this a try now. I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! I've got a couple of novels started on my trusty old laptop as well as a veritable shit ton of poems and lyrics that I think could be compiled into a pretty interesting work themselves. I've been told by a few that what I write is "good" and asked by others "Why the hell aren't you published?" SO, here I am. I'm not giving up my day job, not just yet, but I would love to make it easier for me to take time off and write. My goal, as is every writer's goal on this planet, is to write full time and not "work," but I'm not deluding myself. I would like to be able to work part time and do this the rest of the time so, let's see if we can make a run for it! I'll do my best to keep you updated as to the progress of what's going on with the stories and with my life which is constantly full of surprises. Let's take this ride together and see where it ends up, shall we?

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Tiers
The Rule of Three
$3 or more per month
For every good deed three more are done in return. If you know "witchcraft" then you know the Rule of Three. At this Tier I'll send ya a personalized thank you and a random button. So include that address, please.
Closer to Hell
$6 or more per month
Double the first tier so you get TWO BUTTONS! And we'll be pen pals. No guarantee that I'm a good pen pal. 
Whisper In A Bottle
$15 or more per month
You're expecting five buttons aren't you? I might be predictable but I'm not that lame. At this tier you'll get first look at how the story is progressing OR a poem directly to your email inbox and access to my Discord server.
Includes Discord rewards
C-Note
$100 or more per month
At this tier you'll get first look at how the stories are progressing OR a poem directly to your email inbox and access to my Discord server. I'll also include nudes. GROSS!! No way!!! (Trust, you don't want to see *this* naked.) I will however love to facetime or skype with you and share my own little slice of Hell with you. And possibly a nerdy shirt that I haven't ever worn but thought it was clever at the time.
Includes Discord rewards
Welcome to Hell
$666 or more per month
At this tier you'll get access to my Discord server, facetime/skype with me in my own little slice of Hell, a nerdy shirt that I haven't ever worn, new chapters delivered to your inbox, and a signed copy of the book(s) when it's complete and published.
Includes Discord rewards