Euphio

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Euphio is an international spam mail corporation with goals including but not limited to; achieving relevance, being the worse band in the universe, bringing sexy bass back and fighting amongst one another. Our drummer is mean, our bass player is stoic and our singer plays guitar. 

On a serious note we are a Los Angeles Based Rock Band who have been called jazz grunge by some. We are a female lead guitar trio, with an extensive original song list. Our songs are usually based on our lives and if not, they are based on elaborate fictional interpretations of our lives sometimes they are borrowed from more talented writers like Stephen King or Kurt Vonnegut. We can provide private shows, personal recording and otherwise all the normal band stuff you would expect.
Tiers
You like us.
$3 or more per month only 1000 left
You heard our band and thought " Hey this doesn't suck, I'm not quite used to that"
You really like us.
$6 or more per month only 500 left
You heard our band and thought " Wow these guys are dope, I will bump this once or so and maybe google them" 
You like us, Your really Like us.
$10 or more per month only 300 left
You heard our band and thought " Cool, these guys are probably sick live". We will send a poster and/or an album and/or a shirt.  We can hang at gigs and junk too maybe.
You love Euphio.
$25 or more per month only 200 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought " I love this. Goddamn! ". We will send a poster and an album and a shirt.  We can hang at gigs and junk too. Hit us up about checking out rehearsals you'll get our number.
We are your Favorite Band
$60 or more per month only 50 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of coure we can hang hard at the gigs.
We are your Favorite Band Ever!!!
$100 or more per month only 30 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($100 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you if time allows. We will figure it out. 
Not expecting this at all but hey this would be nutz.
$300 or more per month only 10 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($300 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused, maybe at this point a little skeptical but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you . We will figure it out. If you want to start a band with Sean the drummer he may do that for this level of fan.
Ok, do not think we deserve this. But i had to finish the logic loop and these Tiers are too fun to make.
$600 or more per month only 5 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($600 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused, maybe at this point a little skeptical. Most likely we will tell you to stop and to pay bills instead. Still our semblance of self respect reigns supreme. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you . We will figure it out. If you want to start a band with Sean the drummer he would probably do that for this level of fan. At this point you would probably be getting Aidan too, no guarantees.
Ok now I think I'm being funny.
$1,000 or more per month only 3 left
Probably don't do this. Unless you really want to. Sean will play in your bands but were not really  sure where to go from here. I guess you would be in the band kinda at this point as some kind of an investor or producer but of course theres no legality to this title being acquired on patreon. You probably shouldn't do this unless your life is very ironic, or if you actually believe in Euphio this hard i guess.
Ok I think you get the idea.
$3,000 or more per month only 1 left
Probably don't do this. Unless you really want to. Sean will play in your bands but were not really  sure where to go from here. I guess you would be in the band kinda at this point as some kind of an investor or producer but of course theres no legality to this title being acquired on patreon. You probably shouldn't do this unless your life is very ironic, or if you actually believe in Euphio this hard i guess. I got a little lazy on this but that doesnt speak for Euphios work ethic, seeing as how you employed us as an independant rock band you can expect all kinds of hijinks.
Goals
$0 of $42,949,673 per month
We don't really have a specific Goal. We want everybody to know about our Band. We have basically infinite music and projects to make and the more money the better. We would like Euphio to be considered the worst band in the universe.
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Euphio is an international spam mail corporation with goals including but not limited to; achieving relevance, being the worse band in the universe, bringing sexy bass back and fighting amongst one another. Our drummer is mean, our bass player is stoic and our singer plays guitar. 

On a serious note we are a Los Angeles Based Rock Band who have been called jazz grunge by some. We are a female lead guitar trio, with an extensive original song list. Our songs are usually based on our lives and if not, they are based on elaborate fictional interpretations of our lives sometimes they are borrowed from more talented writers like Stephen King or Kurt Vonnegut. We can provide private shows, personal recording and otherwise all the normal band stuff you would expect.

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Tiers
You like us.
$3 or more per month only 1000 left
You heard our band and thought " Hey this doesn't suck, I'm not quite used to that"
You really like us.
$6 or more per month only 500 left
You heard our band and thought " Wow these guys are dope, I will bump this once or so and maybe google them" 
You like us, Your really Like us.
$10 or more per month only 300 left
You heard our band and thought " Cool, these guys are probably sick live". We will send a poster and/or an album and/or a shirt.  We can hang at gigs and junk too maybe.
You love Euphio.
$25 or more per month only 200 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought " I love this. Goddamn! ". We will send a poster and an album and a shirt.  We can hang at gigs and junk too. Hit us up about checking out rehearsals you'll get our number.
We are your Favorite Band
$60 or more per month only 50 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of coure we can hang hard at the gigs.
We are your Favorite Band Ever!!!
$100 or more per month only 30 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($100 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you if time allows. We will figure it out. 
Not expecting this at all but hey this would be nutz.
$300 or more per month only 10 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($300 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused, maybe at this point a little skeptical but we do have a semblance of self respect. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you . We will figure it out. If you want to start a band with Sean the drummer he may do that for this level of fan.
Ok, do not think we deserve this. But i had to finish the logic loop and these Tiers are too fun to make.
$600 or more per month only 5 left
For whatever reason, you heard our band and thought "Hey I need to give these guys money ($600 a month to be exact). I love this. Goddamn! ". We will be a little confused, maybe at this point a little skeptical. Most likely we will tell you to stop and to pay bills instead. Still our semblance of self respect reigns supreme. We will send you originals from our band visual artists. Personalized Gifts, and more. You'll get our number too and of course we can hang hard at the gigs. We will name a house show for you . We will figure it out. If you want to start a band with Sean the drummer he would probably do that for this level of fan. At this point you would probably be getting Aidan too, no guarantees.
Ok now I think I'm being funny.
$1,000 or more per month only 3 left
Probably don't do this. Unless you really want to. Sean will play in your bands but were not really  sure where to go from here. I guess you would be in the band kinda at this point as some kind of an investor or producer but of course theres no legality to this title being acquired on patreon. You probably shouldn't do this unless your life is very ironic, or if you actually believe in Euphio this hard i guess.
Ok I think you get the idea.
$3,000 or more per month only 1 left
Probably don't do this. Unless you really want to. Sean will play in your bands but were not really  sure where to go from here. I guess you would be in the band kinda at this point as some kind of an investor or producer but of course theres no legality to this title being acquired on patreon. You probably shouldn't do this unless your life is very ironic, or if you actually believe in Euphio this hard i guess. I got a little lazy on this but that doesnt speak for Euphios work ethic, seeing as how you employed us as an independant rock band you can expect all kinds of hijinks.