The Flaming Monocleis creating a means to take over the world
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This tier will grant you access to everything posted on this Patreon page before anyone else.
You will be recognized and given the respect you deserve in Twitch streams when you enter the chat (please note this tier does not grant the 'Patron of Evil' tier on Discord, you cheapskate).
You will also be thought-of well in his Lordship's mind as an individual who has parted with an entire dollar each month... minus Patreon processing fees.
Personalized Twitch intro when you first speak in chat each stream & 'Patron of Evil' perk!
You've bought my love, now it's time for me to return it in the only way I can really tolerate: a dedicated musical intro or sound effect of your choice up to 15 seconds in length which will play whenever you speak for the first time in every Twitch stream, as well as a flattering accompanying shoutout from Evil Minion Bot which you can help me customize. Yes, you can even put your own Twitch URL in there if you want. ANNOUNCE YOUR GLORY!
At this tier or higher you also get access to the ILLUSTRIOUS 'PATRON OF EVIL' tier on Discord, where you will have access to the entire Discord server, including the VIP sections, as well as a unique Patrons-only section, unavailable to regular Twitch Subscribers..!
This is a recurring perk and will continue so long as you remain a $10 Patron or higher.
All of the above, plus a drawing or other digital creative piece for you to keep.
Preferred status, and I will pay one of my more creative minions or friends to create a piece of digital artwork - or other digital piece - dedicated to YOU, for you to keep, if you so wish. I do of course reserve the right to include such work on stream or in a YouTube video, but the piece will be yours to do with as you wish. You will become incredibly popular and vastly more sexually attractive.
It's kind of like paying twenty-five bucks a month to be my special internet friend. And that is PRICELESS.
The digital portrait is a one-time perk and is NOT recurring - however - for the duration of you remaining at this perk level If there is anything I can do for you, then drop me a DM and I'll be happy to discuss any extras you may wish for!
Well, stop thinking!
My task of
But enough about that - if my task to take over the world is guaranteed, why pledge support?
Well, it's an ongoing, slow process. And to
Your pledge will not only cement your role at the Evil Volcano Lair as one of my most trusted and loyal minions, but will help fund the purchase of future games, charity bundles, and gaming and audio equipment. EVERY SINGLE PENNY RAISED IN THIS MANNER IS RE-INVESTED, ALONG WITH MY OWN FUNDS, INTO WORLD-DOMINATION AND PRODUCING QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR EYEBALLS.
- The Flaming Monocle