The Flaming Monocle

is creating a means to take over the world

4

patrons

$120

per month
GREETINGS, MINIONS! It is I, the Flaming Monocle, and you may be thinking to yourself why on earth I have a Patreon account, when villainy purports to be the greatest source of vast wealth imaginable!

Well, stop thinking!

My task of taking over the planet and playing every single game in my vast Steam library, with a slightly-skewed moral compass is well and truly underway, and you can get in at the ground-floor as it were (or the umpteenth sub-basement!) as a dedicated minion or henchperson, by pledging to support the forces of evil!

But enough about that - if my task to take over the world is guaranteed, why pledge support?

Well, it's an ongoing, slow process. And to break up the monotony of constructing a mind-ray that has a wide enough beam to focus a whole planet, I have an enormous Steam library - with over 7,200 games at the time of writing. And it is my solemn task to play every single one of those games from A to Z, documenting each game for posterity and producing videos and livestreams for your consumption. Some consider this madness, others believe it a colossal waste of time, but I shall show you all!

Your pledge will not only cement your role at the Evil Volcano Lair as one of my most trusted and loyal minions, but will help fund the purchase of future games, charity bundles, and gaming and audio equipment. EVERY SINGLE PENNY RAISED IN THIS MANNER IS RE-INVESTED, ALONG WITH MY OWN FUNDS, INTO WORLD-DOMINATION AND PRODUCING QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR EYEBALLS.

Thank you.

- The Flaming Monocle
୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨

Tiers
BOOTLICK
$1 or more per month

This tier will grant you access to everything posted on this Patreon page before anyone else.


You will be recognized and given the respect you deserve in Twitch streams when you enter the chat (please note this tier does not grant the 'Patron of Evil' tier on Discord, you cheapskate).

You will also be thought-of well in his Lordship's mind as an individual who has parted with an entire dollar each month... minus Patreon processing fees.

SELF-AGGRANDIZING MINION
$10 or more per month

Personalized Twitch intro when you first speak in chat each stream & 'Patron of Evil' perk!


You've bought my love, now it's time for me to return it in the only way I can really tolerate: a dedicated musical intro or sound effect of your choice up to 15 seconds in length which will play whenever you speak for the first time in every Twitch stream, as well as a flattering accompanying shoutout from Evil Minion Bot which you can help me customize. Yes, you can even put your own Twitch URL in there if you want. ANNOUNCE YOUR GLORY!


At this tier or higher you also get access to the ILLUSTRIOUS 'PATRON OF EVIL' tier on Discord, where you will have access to the entire Discord server, including the VIP sections, as well as a unique Patrons-only section, unavailable to regular Twitch Subscribers..!

This is a recurring perk and will continue so long as you remain a $10 Patron or higher.

Includes Discord rewards
TRUSTED BROWN-NOSER
$25 or more per month

All of the above, plus a drawing or other digital creative piece for you to keep.


Preferred status, and I will pay one of my more creative minions or friends to create a piece of digital artwork - or other digital piece - dedicated to YOU, for you to keep, if you so wish. I do of course reserve the right to include such work on stream or in a YouTube video, but the piece will be yours to do with as you wish. You will become incredibly popular and vastly more sexually attractive.


It's kind of like paying twenty-five bucks a month to be my special internet friend. And that is PRICELESS.

The digital portrait is a one-time perk and is NOT recurring - however - for the duration of you remaining at this perk level If there is anything I can do for you, then drop me a DM and I'll be happy to discuss any extras you may wish for! 

Includes Discord rewards
CHIEF BOTTOM-KISSER
$50 or more per month

One item from the Merchandise store of evil, plus everything above. Let me know what else I might do for you!


As effectively a new member of my family, I will do my utmost to look out for you. This means preferred status for any nuclear bunkers I create, your choice of concubine or concubinus from the planet Shagg VII*, everything outlined in previous perks, and a whole shoutout segment on stream where I personally thank you each stream.


You may also select any one item from the Flaming Monocle Design by Humans merchandise store, including shipping to the United States or United Kingdom - and maybe other areas, but ask first - otherwise I'll need you to cover shipping costs.

You also get everything else outlined above. You lucky thing, you.


*Subject to availability

Includes Discord rewards
I HAVE GROWN TIRED OF MY MONEY
$100 or more per month

Such a disgusting display of wealth needs no perks, and you probably shouldn't get anything...

HOWEVER. This comes remarkably close to literal stream sponsorship. So I'll gladly tell folks how amazing your streams are, or how much I like your product, or wax lyrical about the size of your wallet if you so wish. Remember, I'm not selling-out, you're buying-in!


Needless to say I don't have any idea what sort of reward I could offer at this point. Just tell me what you want and chances are I'll let you have it.


Now be a tremendous individual and select this tier.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$120 of $150 per month
You asked for it. This is the point where YOU get to direct the action, every single game thus far will have been dictated by me, whether it's played to completion or not - whether it's cast forever to the Dungeon of Evil Smells, or loftily perched in the Hall of Awesome.

At least one video per month on YouTube will be dedicated solely to the whims of my glorious patrons. You pick the game. I play it. No question, provided I own the game or can obtain the game in question. Then you decide whether I keep playing it over a period of months, or play something totally different! THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

BE READY.
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GREETINGS, MINIONS! It is I, the Flaming Monocle, and you may be thinking to yourself why on earth I have a Patreon account, when villainy purports to be the greatest source of vast wealth imaginable!

Well, stop thinking!

My task of taking over the planet and playing every single game in my vast Steam library, with a slightly-skewed moral compass is well and truly underway, and you can get in at the ground-floor as it were (or the umpteenth sub-basement!) as a dedicated minion or henchperson, by pledging to support the forces of evil!

But enough about that - if my task to take over the world is guaranteed, why pledge support?

Well, it's an ongoing, slow process. And to break up the monotony of constructing a mind-ray that has a wide enough beam to focus a whole planet, I have an enormous Steam library - with over 7,200 games at the time of writing. And it is my solemn task to play every single one of those games from A to Z, documenting each game for posterity and producing videos and livestreams for your consumption. Some consider this madness, others believe it a colossal waste of time, but I shall show you all!

Your pledge will not only cement your role at the Evil Volcano Lair as one of my most trusted and loyal minions, but will help fund the purchase of future games, charity bundles, and gaming and audio equipment. EVERY SINGLE PENNY RAISED IN THIS MANNER IS RE-INVESTED, ALONG WITH MY OWN FUNDS, INTO WORLD-DOMINATION AND PRODUCING QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR EYEBALLS.

Thank you.

- The Flaming Monocle
୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨

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Tiers
BOOTLICK
$1 or more per month

This tier will grant you access to everything posted on this Patreon page before anyone else.


You will be recognized and given the respect you deserve in Twitch streams when you enter the chat (please note this tier does not grant the 'Patron of Evil' tier on Discord, you cheapskate).

You will also be thought-of well in his Lordship's mind as an individual who has parted with an entire dollar each month... minus Patreon processing fees.

SELF-AGGRANDIZING MINION
$10 or more per month

Personalized Twitch intro when you first speak in chat each stream & 'Patron of Evil' perk!


You've bought my love, now it's time for me to return it in the only way I can really tolerate: a dedicated musical intro or sound effect of your choice up to 15 seconds in length which will play whenever you speak for the first time in every Twitch stream, as well as a flattering accompanying shoutout from Evil Minion Bot which you can help me customize. Yes, you can even put your own Twitch URL in there if you want. ANNOUNCE YOUR GLORY!


At this tier or higher you also get access to the ILLUSTRIOUS 'PATRON OF EVIL' tier on Discord, where you will have access to the entire Discord server, including the VIP sections, as well as a unique Patrons-only section, unavailable to regular Twitch Subscribers..!

This is a recurring perk and will continue so long as you remain a $10 Patron or higher.

Includes Discord rewards
TRUSTED BROWN-NOSER
$25 or more per month

All of the above, plus a drawing or other digital creative piece for you to keep.


Preferred status, and I will pay one of my more creative minions or friends to create a piece of digital artwork - or other digital piece - dedicated to YOU, for you to keep, if you so wish. I do of course reserve the right to include such work on stream or in a YouTube video, but the piece will be yours to do with as you wish. You will become incredibly popular and vastly more sexually attractive.


It's kind of like paying twenty-five bucks a month to be my special internet friend. And that is PRICELESS.

The digital portrait is a one-time perk and is NOT recurring - however - for the duration of you remaining at this perk level If there is anything I can do for you, then drop me a DM and I'll be happy to discuss any extras you may wish for! 

Includes Discord rewards
CHIEF BOTTOM-KISSER
$50 or more per month

One item from the Merchandise store of evil, plus everything above. Let me know what else I might do for you!


As effectively a new member of my family, I will do my utmost to look out for you. This means preferred status for any nuclear bunkers I create, your choice of concubine or concubinus from the planet Shagg VII*, everything outlined in previous perks, and a whole shoutout segment on stream where I personally thank you each stream.


You may also select any one item from the Flaming Monocle Design by Humans merchandise store, including shipping to the United States or United Kingdom - and maybe other areas, but ask first - otherwise I'll need you to cover shipping costs.

You also get everything else outlined above. You lucky thing, you.


*Subject to availability

Includes Discord rewards
I HAVE GROWN TIRED OF MY MONEY
$100 or more per month

Such a disgusting display of wealth needs no perks, and you probably shouldn't get anything...

HOWEVER. This comes remarkably close to literal stream sponsorship. So I'll gladly tell folks how amazing your streams are, or how much I like your product, or wax lyrical about the size of your wallet if you so wish. Remember, I'm not selling-out, you're buying-in!


Needless to say I don't have any idea what sort of reward I could offer at this point. Just tell me what you want and chances are I'll let you have it.


Now be a tremendous individual and select this tier.

Includes Discord rewards