Granny PottyMouth is creating funny! She's the tits!
76
patrons
Hello Granny Fam, thanks for clicking in and checking out Patreon,

On YouTube, many of my videos are deemed “not safe for all advertisers” even though you love the crap out of ‘em. That’s bullshit. On top of that, they don’t push notifications to you even though you signed up for ‘em. 225 THOUSAND subscribers and under a thousand views per video. More bullshit.  Half a million on Facebook!

Seems like YouTube got all prudish and shit, maybe even a little big for its britches, so I wanted you to have first shot at exclusive stuff.


Patreon! Where you become the reason that I get to do more videos with no filter (except my own and my M.O. of being kind and respectful).


You’ll get exclusive shit. Behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, and random posts that I think will interest you.

Cooking, driving, dispensing advice on all sorts of life issues, making crazy movie-style videos, capturing behind-the-scenes video snippets and outtakes, and generally having a blast making shit up and making you laugh. 

Words With Friends? Play me if you dare! Limited to 30 patrons.


Thank you for supporting me - let's laugh!
Tiers
Virtual Hugs From Me To You
$2 or more per month

$2/month for all the hugs I can send through the InnerTube and the cyber waves. When you feel the hug, pass it on. It's never-ending joy.

“Adopted” Digital Grandkid
$6 or more per month
  • EXCLUSIVE CONTENT (vlog-ish shit – video diary style), or story time, or general run-of-my mind bullshit, or blooper videos if/when I make a mistake.
  • MORE EXCLUSIVE SHIT THAT I THINK UP! MORE LOVE, too.


Favorite Digital Grandkid
$9 or more per month
Credit in the Video Description  Your name will be immortalized in the description of my videos forever... or for however long video platforms last! 
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS
Digital Cuzzins - Family Play + Talk
$15 or more per month

 

  • YOUR NAME IN MY VIDEO CREDITS! Your name will be immortalized on screen at the end of my videos forever... or for however long video platforms last!
  • WORDS WITH FRIENDS - all the games we can get done in a month ! ! ! Send me your game name by message.
  • SKYPE call once a month - 5 minutes of just you and me.
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS - EXCEPT for social shout-outs
Proud Co-Producer
$20 or more per month

 

  • A parking place but not named in the trust.
  • VERBAL SHOUT-OUT IN MY VIDEOS as co-producer! Having your name written out is nice, but how about having it said for all the world's ears! Your generosity is full-on member-of-the-household level, and the universe will know your name in EVERY video I publish as long as you're in the fam.
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS
small G.A.S. Box (Granny's Awesome Shit)
$50 or more per month
 A box of my stuff! Proceeds to disaster victims. Seriously, stuff I no longer need that you might like. Classy garage-sale shit, new and/or loved, grab-bag style. Every box is different. 


BIG G.A.S. Box (Granny's Awesome Shit)
$100 or more per month
A box of my stuff! Proceeds to disaster victims. Seriously, stuff I no longer need that you might like. Classy garage-sale shit, new and/or loved, grab-bag style. Every box is different.
Goals
76 of 100 patrons
When I reach 100 patrons, I’ll hire an editor to help me release 2 videos per week instead of 1.
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Hello Granny Fam, thanks for clicking in and checking out Patreon,

On YouTube, many of my videos are deemed “not safe for all advertisers” even though you love the crap out of ‘em. That’s bullshit. On top of that, they don’t push notifications to you even though you signed up for ‘em. 225 THOUSAND subscribers and under a thousand views per video. More bullshit.  Half a million on Facebook!

Seems like YouTube got all prudish and shit, maybe even a little big for its britches, so I wanted you to have first shot at exclusive stuff.


Patreon! Where you become the reason that I get to do more videos with no filter (except my own and my M.O. of being kind and respectful).


You’ll get exclusive shit. Behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, and random posts that I think will interest you.

Cooking, driving, dispensing advice on all sorts of life issues, making crazy movie-style videos, capturing behind-the-scenes video snippets and outtakes, and generally having a blast making shit up and making you laugh. 

Words With Friends? Play me if you dare! Limited to 30 patrons.


Thank you for supporting me - let's laugh!

Recent posts by Granny PottyMouth

Tiers
Virtual Hugs From Me To You
$2 or more per month

$2/month for all the hugs I can send through the InnerTube and the cyber waves. When you feel the hug, pass it on. It's never-ending joy.

“Adopted” Digital Grandkid
$6 or more per month
  • EXCLUSIVE CONTENT (vlog-ish shit – video diary style), or story time, or general run-of-my mind bullshit, or blooper videos if/when I make a mistake.
  • MORE EXCLUSIVE SHIT THAT I THINK UP! MORE LOVE, too.


Favorite Digital Grandkid
$9 or more per month
Credit in the Video Description  Your name will be immortalized in the description of my videos forever... or for however long video platforms last! 
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS
Digital Cuzzins - Family Play + Talk
$15 or more per month

 

  • YOUR NAME IN MY VIDEO CREDITS! Your name will be immortalized on screen at the end of my videos forever... or for however long video platforms last!
  • WORDS WITH FRIENDS - all the games we can get done in a month ! ! ! Send me your game name by message.
  • SKYPE call once a month - 5 minutes of just you and me.
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS - EXCEPT for social shout-outs
Proud Co-Producer
$20 or more per month

 

  • A parking place but not named in the trust.
  • VERBAL SHOUT-OUT IN MY VIDEOS as co-producer! Having your name written out is nice, but how about having it said for all the world's ears! Your generosity is full-on member-of-the-household level, and the universe will know your name in EVERY video I publish as long as you're in the fam.
  • + ALL PREVIOUS REWARDS
small G.A.S. Box (Granny's Awesome Shit)
$50 or more per month
 A box of my stuff! Proceeds to disaster victims. Seriously, stuff I no longer need that you might like. Classy garage-sale shit, new and/or loved, grab-bag style. Every box is different. 


BIG G.A.S. Box (Granny's Awesome Shit)
$100 or more per month
A box of my stuff! Proceeds to disaster victims. Seriously, stuff I no longer need that you might like. Classy garage-sale shit, new and/or loved, grab-bag style. Every box is different.