Dan Sheehan is creating NOT A WOLF, Podcasts, Short Fiction, and Live Comedy
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I'm a writer and comedian based out of Chicago. I run NOT A WOLF, created We Still Like You, and write for The Onion. Since most of my work is available on free platforms, I created this page as a sort of "tip jar" for anyone who feels so inclined as to throw a couple dollars my way

Tiers
Powerful Friend: Level 1
$1 or more per month

Wow thanks!

A Slightly Bigger Pigeon
$3 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***


You get the NOT A WOLF NEWSLETTER and I'll follow you on Twitter!

Arguably the Biggest Pigeon
$5 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***
Oh God, You're a Crow That Kills Pigeons
$10 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***
That Crow's More Level-Headed Friend
$15 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***


You get all prior rewards as well as a monthly package of buttons and stickers from NOT A WOLF, We Still Like You, and more!

A Mighty Hawk
$30 or more per month
You've got all the previous rewards, the buttons and stickers, and now you're getting a new piece of merch every month!
TWO MIGHTY HAWKS TAPED TOGETHER HOLY HELL
$50 or more per month
You get all prior rewards plus the personal phone number of NOT A WOLF, who will give you advice on anything and everything, or just talk to you about office gossip. Whatever you want tbh
Goals
66% complete
WITH THIS MONEY I COULD FINALLY AFFORD SOME NEW CLOTHING TO SHOW MY ELITE STATUS AND FEAR OF MORTALITY TO THOSE AROUND ME AND MAYBE THE VOICE THAT TELLS ME I AM BAD WOULD STOP SCREAMING

THIS WILL GUARANTEE A BIGGER DAILY OUTPUT AND MORE TIME FOR SIDE PROJECTS AND BRINGING WEIRD IDEAS TO FRUITION
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I'm a writer and comedian based out of Chicago. I run NOT A WOLF, created We Still Like You, and write for The Onion. Since most of my work is available on free platforms, I created this page as a sort of "tip jar" for anyone who feels so inclined as to throw a couple dollars my way

Recent posts by Dan Sheehan

Tiers
Powerful Friend: Level 1
$1 or more per month

Wow thanks!

A Slightly Bigger Pigeon
$3 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***


You get the NOT A WOLF NEWSLETTER and I'll follow you on Twitter!

Arguably the Biggest Pigeon
$5 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***
Oh God, You're a Crow That Kills Pigeons
$10 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***
That Crow's More Level-Headed Friend
$15 or more per month
**UPDATE: Do to a sudden influx of work, traditional Patreon rewards have been put on hold in lieu of periodic work updates. I hope to return to the old newsletter schedule eventually but it is not possible at this time. All current donations gain access to private updates on my work***


You get all prior rewards as well as a monthly package of buttons and stickers from NOT A WOLF, We Still Like You, and more!

A Mighty Hawk
$30 or more per month
You've got all the previous rewards, the buttons and stickers, and now you're getting a new piece of merch every month!
TWO MIGHTY HAWKS TAPED TOGETHER HOLY HELL
$50 or more per month
You get all prior rewards plus the personal phone number of NOT A WOLF, who will give you advice on anything and everything, or just talk to you about office gossip. Whatever you want tbh