Jabroney is creating Youtube Videos for ants to watch
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I'm way too old, none of my clothes fit and I have a terrible sense of humor. The only people who comment on my Youtube videos are actually llamas in real life pretending to be humans. I used to have a betta fish but he died. RIP Francis. I make the best macaroni and cheese in the Western Hemisphere, and that's only because the polar bears rigged the contest in the Antarctic hemisphere macaroni cookoff. I started streaming and making Youtube videos because i heard they are completely oversaturated with uninspired creators and I'm a self-loathing masochist. My dream is to one day choke on a yogurt-covered pretzel and be rushed to the ER in a desperate attempt to get human interaction. #positivity 
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Blue Pikachu
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You run really fast and have strange dragon shouts
Follower of Bingus
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Bingus is an important historical figure with a sordid past..
I'm way too old, none of my clothes fit and I have a terrible sense of humor. The only people who comment on my Youtube videos are actually llamas in real life pretending to be humans. I used to have a betta fish but he died. RIP Francis. I make the best macaroni and cheese in the Western Hemisphere, and that's only because the polar bears rigged the contest in the Antarctic hemisphere macaroni cookoff. I started streaming and making Youtube videos because i heard they are completely oversaturated with uninspired creators and I'm a self-loathing masochist. My dream is to one day choke on a yogurt-covered pretzel and be rushed to the ER in a desperate attempt to get human interaction. #positivity 

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Blue Pikachu
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You run really fast and have strange dragon shouts
Follower of Bingus
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Bingus is an important historical figure with a sordid past..