Kermit Crab

Kermit Crab

is creating shits and giggles

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I curate memes in my free time
pls support so I can buy rare pepes
follow my meme page @kermit_crab if you just a want a good laugh
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Get a Pepe
$1 or more per month
Get one of my rare pepes
1 for 1
$2 or more per month
I will send you $1
I will pray for my brother
$3 or more per month
Halve way into his jar of nutella and still going
Pray some Holy Words
$5 or more per month
I will pray for you by smoking some kush
Buy pizza
$6 or more per month
I will call pizza hut and ask for the number to Dominos
I will give ppl shopping advice
$10 or more per month
I will hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by  I'll yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Meme vault
$20 or more per month
I will give you some memes
I'll get an IPhone
$999 or more per month
I  will go to an apple store with a banana and ask if you can upgrade to an apple.
My college debt is over 9000!
$10,000 or more per month
I will pay off my student loans
Ur a millionare
$15,000 or more per month
I will email you with the message "yur a millionaire". 
I curate memes in my free time
pls support so I can buy rare pepes
follow my meme page @kermit_crab if you just a want a good laugh

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Tiers
Get a Pepe
$1 or more per month
Get one of my rare pepes
1 for 1
$2 or more per month
I will send you $1
I will pray for my brother
$3 or more per month
Halve way into his jar of nutella and still going
Pray some Holy Words
$5 or more per month
I will pray for you by smoking some kush
Buy pizza
$6 or more per month
I will call pizza hut and ask for the number to Dominos
I will give ppl shopping advice
$10 or more per month
I will hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by  I'll yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Meme vault
$20 or more per month
I will give you some memes
I'll get an IPhone
$999 or more per month
I  will go to an apple store with a banana and ask if you can upgrade to an apple.
My college debt is over 9000!
$10,000 or more per month
I will pay off my student loans
Ur a millionare
$15,000 or more per month
I will email you with the message "yur a millionaire".