Lord Kristine

is creating Stegoceratops FanFiction and Autism Videos
Select a membership level
Minimum Effort
$1
per month
You did it. You're a Patron. I'll put you in the credits of my videos if I ever get around to making them.
Normal Person
$5
per month
I'll put you in the credits of my videos and read out your name. Then you can edit my voice into videos and frame me for whatever you want.
The Bourgeoisie
$10
per month
If you throw cash at me, I'll put you in the credits of my videos, read out your name, and draw you a Stegoceratops after your first pledge, and then you can switch to a lower tier and laugh at me.
Some Impulsive Rich Person
$25
per month
Don't select this tier unless you hate yourself.
Zoe Saldana
Limited (1 of 1 remaining)
$100
per month
You'd better pay me for your crimes, Zoe. I know what you did.

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About Lord Kristine

I'm making some stuff. It's not necessarily good stuff, but it'll do for now. Give me money if you like my stuff. Or don't. I'm not your boss. I'm not sure why you'd pay for Stegoceratops FanFiction and crap-ass videos, but if that's your thing, go ahead and pledge a dollar or two. I'm not making much money outside of these projects, so feel free to give me food-money and/or LEGO money. LEGO is more important than food. Is this one hundred characters yet? They won't let me ask for money unless this is one hundred characters long.
Goals
$5 of $100 per month
I'll draw a Stegoceratops dong.

For real, this time.
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