The Loregoyfs

is creating a Magic the Gathering Vorthos Podcast

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The Loregoyfs explore the multiverse of Magic the Gathering on their unicorn-powered time travel machine, leaving a comet trail of sparkle and sass. Taking the great stories produced by Wizards of the Coast and spinning them with a comedic flair followed by critical analysis, character deep dives and historical lore discussion.  The Loregoyfs are card-carrying trendsetters among lhurgoyfs and as such receive weekly sponsorship from such reputable brands as Jhoira's Temporal Waters, Sram and Baan Associates, and the Artful Bite Cooking Show.
Who are the Goyfs?

Michelle Rapp - An Orzhov social justice warrior. Fighting for equality and representation of all peoples across the multiverse.   Her critical review is harsh but fair, bringing the little people into the light no matter the plane. 

Justin Bagnall - A Ventriloquist for the House Grixis. He lends his voice and his talent to many characters across the multiverse. With a light and playful personality, he can still ask the hard-hitting questions.

Alan Marling - A Mardu raider and flavor text and card name writer for Wizards of the Coast, he started slinging spells in 1994. The first pack he remembers opening was Fallen Empires, and eleven-year-old Alan exclaimed in delight upon seeing a 6/6 homarid, “It’s a hemroid!” To this day you can hear him embarrass his friends with mispronunciations.

Bob Pieron -  A troll from the house Gruul. Rounds out the Loregoyfs cast as their newest member of the Loregoyfs. As comes with being a troll he is not afraid to ask the silly questions that everyone wants to know or laugh at. 

The Loregoyfs love all of our listeners, Patrons or not, and will continue to offer the Podcast for free to the world so that you can hear our side of the story (The funny side that is). But free podcasts are not free to produce, and appreciate the help us keep cruising. Thank you!

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