Louis Le Vau is creating YouTube Commentaries
29

patrons

$187
per commentary
My name is Louis and I am a hobbyist YouTube commentator. I operate the channel “Louis Le Vau” where I spend an inordinate amount of my time being upset at others, concepts or situations.

A sizeable portion of my audience demanded that I create this account so that they can directly support my channel without purchasing items from affiliate websites featured on my channel. If you like my channel you’re probably a terrible person but I promise not to tell you because I want your money.

If you have questionable taste and like the content I upload supporting my channel though Patreon is a direct way of telling me that you want even more of that content. I reserve the right to do what I want because my channel is already contingent on not knowing what I’m doing.

Be sure to pick a level of support you can afford. Or don’t. Either way pick one and don’t click off the page before doing so. Thanks for watching, subscribing and go fuck yourself, unless you pay me, then never mind.

[FAQ]

Why per-video rather than per-month:
This isn’t a perfectly thought out decision but for now I will go with a per-video support method rather than a flat monthly rate for patrons. My reasoning is that I would rather focus on putting out solid content that I know patrons would support rather than become lazy on a basic income that exists no matter how much or how little I upload. At most you can expect two to four videos a month (assuming I have the time to upload a qualifying video every week of the month) that will be patron-backed. Expect less rather than more because I do not have the time to upload often let alone regularly and I will be discriminating in what I will consider for patron backing.

Patron-backed verses affiliate-backed:
To put this concisely from now on there will be two types of commentaries uploaded to my channel: patron-backed and affiliate-backed. Affiliate-backed will be standard commentaries with YouTube monetization and my affiliate promotional advertisements. Patron-backed commentaries will not be monetized, will not feature affiliate advertisements outside of links in the video description and will only feature my thanks to Patreon supporters. Streams, humorous short videos and anything that is not up to par with a full length commentary will not be considered patron-backed.
Tiers
Plastic Pussy Level
$1 or more per commentary 14 patrons
“I’m not interested in your weeb garbage or artificial pussies.”
  • Access to patron-only content (scripts, videos and streams)
  • Access to patron-only polls
  • Access to patron-only feed
Ardent Subscriber Level
$5 or more per commentary 7 patrons
“I wish you would make more content.”
  • Name listed in the description of viewer-backed videos
  • Plus all previous rewards
E-Celeb Stalker Level
$15 or more per commentary 4 of 25 patrons
(References two-year-old commentary)
  • Shout out at the end of videos
  • Plus all previous rewards
Bourgeois Cunt Level
$25 or more per commentary 4 of 5 patrons
Sent from my iPhone
  • Shout out at the start of videos
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
29 of 100 patrons
One-in-one-hundred of my subscribers (a fraction) directly support the creation of new content with their own hard-earned money. 
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My name is Louis and I am a hobbyist YouTube commentator. I operate the channel “Louis Le Vau” where I spend an inordinate amount of my time being upset at others, concepts or situations.

A sizeable portion of my audience demanded that I create this account so that they can directly support my channel without purchasing items from affiliate websites featured on my channel. If you like my channel you’re probably a terrible person but I promise not to tell you because I want your money.

If you have questionable taste and like the content I upload supporting my channel though Patreon is a direct way of telling me that you want even more of that content. I reserve the right to do what I want because my channel is already contingent on not knowing what I’m doing.

Be sure to pick a level of support you can afford. Or don’t. Either way pick one and don’t click off the page before doing so. Thanks for watching, subscribing and go fuck yourself, unless you pay me, then never mind.

[FAQ]

Why per-video rather than per-month:
This isn’t a perfectly thought out decision but for now I will go with a per-video support method rather than a flat monthly rate for patrons. My reasoning is that I would rather focus on putting out solid content that I know patrons would support rather than become lazy on a basic income that exists no matter how much or how little I upload. At most you can expect two to four videos a month (assuming I have the time to upload a qualifying video every week of the month) that will be patron-backed. Expect less rather than more because I do not have the time to upload often let alone regularly and I will be discriminating in what I will consider for patron backing.

Patron-backed verses affiliate-backed:
To put this concisely from now on there will be two types of commentaries uploaded to my channel: patron-backed and affiliate-backed. Affiliate-backed will be standard commentaries with YouTube monetization and my affiliate promotional advertisements. Patron-backed commentaries will not be monetized, will not feature affiliate advertisements outside of links in the video description and will only feature my thanks to Patreon supporters. Streams, humorous short videos and anything that is not up to par with a full length commentary will not be considered patron-backed.

Recent posts by Louis Le Vau

Tiers
Plastic Pussy Level
$1 or more per commentary 14 patrons
“I’m not interested in your weeb garbage or artificial pussies.”
  • Access to patron-only content (scripts, videos and streams)
  • Access to patron-only polls
  • Access to patron-only feed
Ardent Subscriber Level
$5 or more per commentary 7 patrons
“I wish you would make more content.”
  • Name listed in the description of viewer-backed videos
  • Plus all previous rewards
E-Celeb Stalker Level
$15 or more per commentary 4 of 25 patrons
(References two-year-old commentary)
  • Shout out at the end of videos
  • Plus all previous rewards
Bourgeois Cunt Level
$25 or more per commentary 4 of 5 patrons
Sent from my iPhone
  • Shout out at the start of videos
  • Plus all previous rewards