Mad Fucking Witches

is creating Havoc for the Patriarchy

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 Witches joining this tier have officially joined the Coven, and have the satisfaction of knowing they're contributing to keeping MFW alive and kicking, as well as fucking up the Patriarchy. We have deliberately chosen to not offer other specific rewards to our tiers, because this disadvantages our many witches who cannot afford to pay for our content.

However, your monthly pledge will allow us to develop and run campaigns, build our website, pay contributors and, if we reach 1,000 patrons, implement new and exciting ways of fucking up the Patriarchy.  It's really important, and effective. Thanks so much for getting on board.

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Thank you!  Once again, there's no special reward here. But you're doing SO much good for women's rights and fucking up the Patriarchy. We so appreciate it: and welcome aboard. 

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 Once again, there's no specific reward here. But boy, are you helping us fuck shit up. You've no idea how much we appreciate your support. You fucking rock.  


If you made it here, you probably follow Mad Fucking Witches on Facebook., Twitter or Insta. It's brilliant to have you on board.

MFW is a sarcastic, cynical, sweary kind of place. We started in January 2016, when Aussie women got sick of being treated like delicate little flowers who could not find a coherent argument if it bit them in the arse. It's a place for anyone (woman, man or non-binary) who's tired of being treated like Australia is still in the 1950s, and tired of being fucked over by our fascist overlords. If that's you, hang on for the fucking ride. Thanks so much for coming here and supporting us. If you join The Coven, you'll be part of an awesome community of women, men and non-binary people, all fighting patriarchy together.

Be aware, witches: while Patreon is a place where many creators make exclusive content for their patrons, after much agonising we've decided we won't do that. This is because we have many witches who can't afford to be patrons (because they're on disability or unemployment benefits, because they're pensioners, and because they're single parents), and we think it's unfair to separate witches by class. However, we hope you'll stay even though we don't post exclusively for patrons. Your payment subsidises other witches who desperately need our support and advocacy, and we hope this is enough reward.  

Your regular donation enables us to do more and be more for women and witches everywhere. We will run campaigns to benefit women (and men) and we believe we give great value for money. Your patronage also gives you the satisfaction of supporting a community of witchy women. Because paying women for their labour is a radical act.

Mad witches rule: welcome.
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We're hoping for 1,000 patrons before long, but when we reach 500 mad witchy patrons, we'll be able to develop a website to regularly publish blogs, pay contributors, run better campaigns, sell more merch, connect with other groups and showcase more amazeballs witchy women. Get on board! (Edit: we've reached this milestone and are now working hard on this goal - thank you!)
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