Malia AuParis

is creating Snarky Videos
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Malia loves the ever loving shit out of you. She really fucking god damn does.
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Malia is blown the fuck away by your generosity. She'll tell you that personally on snapchat.
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You have guaranteed that Malia can get out of bed at least one day a month! She gonna say hey to you on snapchat and twitter and at the end of a 2nd channel video!

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About Malia AuParis

Malia loves to teach you idiots how to do things like travel cheaply and remove temporary tattoos and wash your hair with baking soda, but sometimes Malia loses motivation.
Ya know what motivates Malia the best? Money or a sense of obligation to the people she cares about. Since she doesn't care about you, Money is the best motivator to get her to continue to produce educational-ish videos.
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Providing $5 to Malia gets her out of bed with her daily does of coffee. Without caffeine she stays in bed all day napping and listening to podcasts. Giving $5 to Malia ensures that at the very least she will get out of bed.
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