John and Brad Mayo

are creating Fitness/ Comedy Content

1

patron

$9

per month
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Tiers
Every Buck Counts ;)
$1 or more per month
You get nothing if you give $1.... Just kidding! Thank you so much. We are both extremely frugal, so we are not bullshitting when we say that every dollar counts. 


You'll get:


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

Double the LOVE
$2 or more per month
$2 goes a LONGGGGG way! Thank you very much. You are a beautiful human being and you deserve the best that life has to offer. May your days be filled with joy and pleasure and your evenings filled with calm, relaxing aromas and soft blankets.


You'll get:


* 10% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're a boss!
$5 or more per month
Thank you 1 million times. If we were poets we'd write you a poem. In fact, if you really want us to try we will write you a poem and post it on our page...


You'll get:


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


*20% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

May God, Allah, The Buddha and everyone else bless you!
$10 or more per month
We are actually going to write you a sensual love poem and share it with the world. Thank you from the bottom of our soles (get it? because we want to be foot models....)



You'll get:


* 30% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* One  private 20-minute video call with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on one of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're too kind... Seriously.
$20 or more per month
We are almost in love with you.



You'll get:


* 40% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized 1-month workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 30-minute video call with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on one of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're a saint and a super-fan!
$40 or more per month
We are legitimately in love with you.



You'll get:


* 50% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized 1-month workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* Two private 30-minute video calls with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on two of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to ALL of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

Wow, just wow <3
$60 or more per month only 10 left
You just broke our brains and hearts with your generosity. 



You'll get:


* 70% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 30-minute video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

We owe you our lives.
$125 or more per month only 6 left
TAHNK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. You are the reason we get out of bed every morning.



You'll get:


* 80% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 1-hour video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

We are your slaves now.......
$250 or more per month only 4 left
You are the human being of the year...



You'll get:


* 100% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* Two private 1-hour video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

Tiers
Every Buck Counts ;)
$1 or more per month
You get nothing if you give $1.... Just kidding! Thank you so much. We are both extremely frugal, so we are not bullshitting when we say that every dollar counts. 


You'll get:


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

Double the LOVE
$2 or more per month
$2 goes a LONGGGGG way! Thank you very much. You are a beautiful human being and you deserve the best that life has to offer. May your days be filled with joy and pleasure and your evenings filled with calm, relaxing aromas and soft blankets.


You'll get:


* 10% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're a boss!
$5 or more per month
Thank you 1 million times. If we were poets we'd write you a poem. In fact, if you really want us to try we will write you a poem and post it on our page...


You'll get:


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


*20% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

May God, Allah, The Buddha and everyone else bless you!
$10 or more per month
We are actually going to write you a sensual love poem and share it with the world. Thank you from the bottom of our soles (get it? because we want to be foot models....)



You'll get:


* 30% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* One  private 20-minute video call with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on one of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're too kind... Seriously.
$20 or more per month
We are almost in love with you.



You'll get:


* 40% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized 1-month workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 30-minute video call with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on one of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to some of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

You're a saint and a super-fan!
$40 or more per month
We are legitimately in love with you.



You'll get:


* 50% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized 1-month workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* Two private 30-minute video calls with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. Alternatively, we can have you on two of our Instagram live calls.


* Access to ALL of our exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

Wow, just wow <3
$60 or more per month only 10 left
You just broke our brains and hearts with your generosity. 



You'll get:


* 70% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 30-minute video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

We owe you our lives.
$125 or more per month only 6 left
TAHNK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. You are the reason we get out of bed every morning.



You'll get:


* 80% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* One private 1-hour video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.

We are your slaves now.......
$250 or more per month only 4 left
You are the human being of the year...



You'll get:


* 100% OFF any video course or paid offer we ever have.


* We'll write you a customized monthly workout plan catered to your exact fitness and lifestyle goals.


* Two private 1-hour video call per month with us where we can discuss pretty much anything you want. We can talk fitness and diet, books and podcasts, or just shoot the shit. 


* Access to all exclusive Patreon content (workouts, calisthenics drills, fitness advice, funny videos etc).


* If you want to meet up for a workout or chill session if we're in the same city, we're down!


* We'll follow you on Instagram (if you want) and engage with your content as often as we can.


* We will personally thank you and shout you out on our Instagram page.


* If we ever meet you in real life you'll get one big ol Canadian hug from each of us.