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Melissa is here to show you how bad it can get for someone in her position, she wants to entertain but nothing can be done free for long, making videos is her fetish and making people laugh is her goal. 

This is the page dedicated to the most loyal viewers, those that want to become more than just a subscriber to my channel. I've been making videos for about 10 years now and Patreon has shined a path to how I can be funded independently, but most importantly by people who enjoy the content I make.

Fear not, your viewership alone is worthy of my gratitude, the fact you take time out of your day to watch my content overwhelms me with joy.

You don't have to pay, but I guarantee my content will be a lot longer and worth watching with your donations.

Drink water and Stay hydrated. 
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We have assembled a squad of people who dig creepy shit, naturally, this makes me feel better for having other weirdos like me out there. 
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