James Greene

is creating Absolutely Nothing

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If you offer me even 1 measly buck, I will not do anything for you.
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At this level, I will further fail to dedicate myself to doing absolutely anything for you.
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If you're this crazy, I will certainly never, ever do anything for you or any loved one/s you may choose. Or enemies. Or anyone, really.




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If you give me money, even if only a dollar, I promise to do absolutely nothing in my spare time. While not engaged in my day job, I will neither positively nor adversely affect your world, or anyone else's, in any way.
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