Uncle Dave is creating Not Your Uncles
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Tiers
Quiet Voyuer
$5 or more per month
Hey, I just wanna watch.... 


And That's OK!


We know, sometimes you don't wanna get all fanboy (or girl! or them!) all over someone... you just want the most passing of commitments- or maybe cash is not really a thing you have much OF but you want to support us all the same!


We Love ALL our Niblings!


Quiet Voyeurs get first-video access just like everyone else, because we LOVE you guyz! You're family.


HUGZ! 

(wait, was that too much? okay, I'll tone it down. my bad.)

Can't Look Away
$10 or more per month
Sometimes life is like a trainwreck, you just can't look away. I know it, we're just that cool... or horrible. One of those!


At this level, You get first-video access just like everyone else, because we LOVE you guyz! You're family.... HUGZ!! (I can't help myself. I can't.)


You ALSO get our super-duper, MASS Appreciation and LURVE.


That sweet, sweet lurve takes the form of special access to posts, updates, and the occasional poll about upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles! 


Also, 10 bucks is like a quarter of a tank of gas, I'm just sayin'... that's pretty cool! WOW, you guyz!! You ROCK!




We're Buds Now
$15 or more per month

At this level, You get first-video access just like everyone else, AND you get those special-access posts, update and polls for upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles...


But you know what else?


INSOMNIAC DEN on DISCORD.


Best Chatting, EVAR.


This is your chance to hang out online with The Uncles, Jim and Dave, and probably some of their friends and family to boot! 


It isn't for just an hour, either- I mean, what would be the fun in THAT? But once a week, for a few hours, and on different days, different times of the day or night- so /everyone/ has a fighting chance to make it... we will host on Discord, in an exclusive INSOMNIAC DEN chat venue, Just. For. YOU. 


(and everyone else at a higher tier than this, coughcough)


SO. Fabulous!


Come hang out with us!


We're Buds Now!


Your Uncle.
$20 or more per month
At this level, not only do you get the first-video access, special-access posts, updates, polls for upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles, AND access to the once-Weekly Discord Chat Insomniac Den....


You. Get. MAIL.


After all, nothing sucks worse than getting nothing but BILLS in the dang mailbox, day after day after day, right?


And besides, what ELSE do you think we're going to do with all those fabulous postcards that Uncle Dave buys every time he steps out of the house? (Daaaaave!)


He's going to send some... to YOU.


Every. Month.


People will ask... "OH, I didn't know you had Uncles in Washington... which side of the family are they on?"


...and you will have to say, "I dunno... they're not MY Uncles!!"


I mean... unless we ARE. (because we are SOME people's Uncles, statistically, genealogically speaking. ...tho I hope they're not Patreon subscribers, because THAT would be awkward. I send THEM postcards all the time! Wow. AWKWARD.)


So come on, Join us and get POSTCARDS.


Every. Month.


(If we're on the road, they will even be mailed from wherever interesting place we happen to be! Fun!) 

Tiers
Quiet Voyuer
$5 or more per month
Hey, I just wanna watch.... 


And That's OK!


We know, sometimes you don't wanna get all fanboy (or girl! or them!) all over someone... you just want the most passing of commitments- or maybe cash is not really a thing you have much OF but you want to support us all the same!


We Love ALL our Niblings!


Quiet Voyeurs get first-video access just like everyone else, because we LOVE you guyz! You're family.


HUGZ! 

(wait, was that too much? okay, I'll tone it down. my bad.)

Can't Look Away
$10 or more per month
Sometimes life is like a trainwreck, you just can't look away. I know it, we're just that cool... or horrible. One of those!


At this level, You get first-video access just like everyone else, because we LOVE you guyz! You're family.... HUGZ!! (I can't help myself. I can't.)


You ALSO get our super-duper, MASS Appreciation and LURVE.


That sweet, sweet lurve takes the form of special access to posts, updates, and the occasional poll about upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles! 


Also, 10 bucks is like a quarter of a tank of gas, I'm just sayin'... that's pretty cool! WOW, you guyz!! You ROCK!




We're Buds Now
$15 or more per month

At this level, You get first-video access just like everyone else, AND you get those special-access posts, update and polls for upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles...


But you know what else?


INSOMNIAC DEN on DISCORD.


Best Chatting, EVAR.


This is your chance to hang out online with The Uncles, Jim and Dave, and probably some of their friends and family to boot! 


It isn't for just an hour, either- I mean, what would be the fun in THAT? But once a week, for a few hours, and on different days, different times of the day or night- so /everyone/ has a fighting chance to make it... we will host on Discord, in an exclusive INSOMNIAC DEN chat venue, Just. For. YOU. 


(and everyone else at a higher tier than this, coughcough)


SO. Fabulous!


Come hang out with us!


We're Buds Now!


Your Uncle.
$20 or more per month
At this level, not only do you get the first-video access, special-access posts, updates, polls for upcoming ideas for Not Your Uncles, AND access to the once-Weekly Discord Chat Insomniac Den....


You. Get. MAIL.


After all, nothing sucks worse than getting nothing but BILLS in the dang mailbox, day after day after day, right?


And besides, what ELSE do you think we're going to do with all those fabulous postcards that Uncle Dave buys every time he steps out of the house? (Daaaaave!)


He's going to send some... to YOU.


Every. Month.


People will ask... "OH, I didn't know you had Uncles in Washington... which side of the family are they on?"


...and you will have to say, "I dunno... they're not MY Uncles!!"


I mean... unless we ARE. (because we are SOME people's Uncles, statistically, genealogically speaking. ...tho I hope they're not Patreon subscribers, because THAT would be awkward. I send THEM postcards all the time! Wow. AWKWARD.)


So come on, Join us and get POSTCARDS.


Every. Month.


(If we're on the road, they will even be mailed from wherever interesting place we happen to be! Fun!)