Nuclear Takes

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  • We might be more responsive to your messages!
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  • No seriously why are you giving us this much money
  • @killeveryhetero might play some video games with you at some point, maybe!
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Welcome to the Nuclear Takes tip jar. If you appreciate the fetid hell we unleash upon our psyches on a daily basis by undertaking our dark work, feel free to drop a buck in the tip jar by subscribing! If you're new here, please take a minute to listen to our introductory themesong, embedded above.

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