Nuclear Takes

is creating dystopian nightmares
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Hellish Ghoul
per month
  • Pictures of our cats, maybe?
  • News-posts, if we make them
  • Access to a terrible discord community, set up for and comprised entirely of your fellow nuke aficionados, run by the two admins of Nuclear Takes
Includes Discord rewards
Desperate Wastelander
per month
  • All the same access granted to the previous tier, plus
  • A special color and rank in Discord to stand out from the herd, proving your ability to frivolously waste money on us
  • We might be more responsive to your messages!
Includes Discord rewards
Radioactive Hermit
per month
  • All the same access granted to the previous tiers, plus
  • An even more special-er color in Discord, to prove you're really financially unintelligent
  • No seriously why are you giving us this much money
  • @killeveryhetero might play some video games with you at some point, maybe!
Includes Discord rewards




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About Nuclear Takes

Welcome to the Nuclear Takes tip jar. If you appreciate the fetid hell we unleash upon our psyches on a daily basis by undertaking our dark work, feel free to drop a buck in the tip jar by subscribing! If you're new here, please take a minute to listen to our introductory themesong, embedded above.
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