Michael Metlow

Michael Metlow

is creating the Raffle Cat show

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Hello thank you for visiting my patreon page. My goal here is to make Raffle Cat videos as fun as I can and make them entertaining and rewarding for a wide audience.
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Acknowledgement that life is meaningless.

I edited out the people in this photo.
$2 or more per month

Acknowlegdement that life is even more meaningless.

Location in photo doesn't exist anymore.
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This place was amazing. There were four very old homes here, long abandoned. I'd sneak and and take photos. This time I brought a model along, it was the last time I shot there because they bulldozed it and made an ugly apartment complex. If I were rich I'd have bought the property and kept it just as it was.

Manufacturing Complex.
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This place was amazing! There was a ton of industrial buildings and and production factories, some still in operation. I think the main plant went out of business long ago. Some tool came out with a flashlight while I was taking photos here and told us to keep our "hands where he could see them!" because clearly all my camera equipment and tripod was just a ruse to threatenly shove my hands where people can't see them?

Wish I had a model in that window.
$5 or more per month

Mostly life blows but this photo is pretty rad. Would have been awesome to have a model posing inside that window. But just like real life you can only get temptingly close to getting what you want only to be dissapointed. The legendary clouds that day were a once in a lifetime phenomenon. Check out the carosel photo they were epic there as well.

Proof life Meaningless: Exhibit "Them"
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She's laying on a coffee table because who cares.

Hey it's that thing from that one time.
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Here's that other photo taken on the same day with the amazing clouds. I know you don't give af. No one ever talks about clouds or ideas. Everyone talks about really crappy shows on netflix though. I hate everyone/society.

I will write you a One of a Kind Song.
$1,000 or more per month

No one even scrolled down this far I am certain. Anyhow I write music. I have a tendency to shove too many layers into songs so I have to keep myself in check so it doesn't turn into mush. I've been a musician for a very long time and went to school for audio engineering because that's a great career. You millennials don't even buy music anymore and ruined an entire industry, thanks for derailing my life.

Hello thank you for visiting my patreon page. My goal here is to make Raffle Cat videos as fun as I can and make them entertaining and rewarding for a wide audience.

Recent posts by Michael Metlow

Tiers
Whatever
$1 or more per month

Acknowledgement that life is meaningless.

I edited out the people in this photo.
$2 or more per month

Acknowlegdement that life is even more meaningless.

Location in photo doesn't exist anymore.
$3 or more per month

This place was amazing. There were four very old homes here, long abandoned. I'd sneak and and take photos. This time I brought a model along, it was the last time I shot there because they bulldozed it and made an ugly apartment complex. If I were rich I'd have bought the property and kept it just as it was.

Manufacturing Complex.
$4 or more per month

This place was amazing! There was a ton of industrial buildings and and production factories, some still in operation. I think the main plant went out of business long ago. Some tool came out with a flashlight while I was taking photos here and told us to keep our "hands where he could see them!" because clearly all my camera equipment and tripod was just a ruse to threatenly shove my hands where people can't see them?

Wish I had a model in that window.
$5 or more per month

Mostly life blows but this photo is pretty rad. Would have been awesome to have a model posing inside that window. But just like real life you can only get temptingly close to getting what you want only to be dissapointed. The legendary clouds that day were a once in a lifetime phenomenon. Check out the carosel photo they were epic there as well.

Proof life Meaningless: Exhibit "Them"
$6 or more per month

She's laying on a coffee table because who cares.

Hey it's that thing from that one time.
$7 or more per month

Here's that other photo taken on the same day with the amazing clouds. I know you don't give af. No one ever talks about clouds or ideas. Everyone talks about really crappy shows on netflix though. I hate everyone/society.

I will write you a One of a Kind Song.
$1,000 or more per month

No one even scrolled down this far I am certain. Anyhow I write music. I have a tendency to shove too many layers into songs so I have to keep myself in check so it doesn't turn into mush. I've been a musician for a very long time and went to school for audio engineering because that's a great career. You millennials don't even buy music anymore and ruined an entire industry, thanks for derailing my life.