Roast Mortem Cast

is creating Podcasts and History




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About Roast Mortem Cast

Hey Ninnies!
You found the Roast Mortem Cast Patreon Page!
We're three guys that have some beer and "celebrate" history's deadbeats, dipshits, & dickheads.
Dead Men Tell No Tales, so we do it for them... and we'll have a laugh and drink while at it.

70% Comedy cut with 30% Biography
Come chill, have chuckle, and crack a beer (if appropriate for your current situation.)

If you enjoy are episodes consider becoming a patron, think of it like buying us a beer... or a few beers. Whatever you're comfortable with, just don't get too comfortable; that's when sharts happen. 

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Dankey Shane!
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Thanks for supporting the channel, you ninny!

Your funds will go straight to our livers.

Custom Obituary
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Not only will you be helping us get drunk, but we will read a personalized obituary at the end of a future episode.

Think of it like a shout-out with a deadly premonition.

Roast Mortem Movie Time+Koozie+Stickers
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• Get access to our monthly Patreon-exclusive Movie Commentaries!

• Custom Obituary 

• Roast Mortem Beer Koozie 

• Roasted Stickers  

It's like we are sitting right next to you belching in your ear while your trying to watch such classics as Ninja Cop or Trancers.

$153 of $300 per month
Cover the operational costs of Roast Mortem Cast. Hosting, research(aka book boys) and booze funds.
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