Scared Sloth Film Reviews is creating Movie Reviews
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Coming at you from deep within the jungles of South America, Scared Sloth Film Reviews exists because there are just too many movies. More movies exist than anyone could ever watch so it falls onto me to try and help people to not waste their time with dreck. Or to waste their time with amusing dreck, whichever floats your boat. Right now I’m just doing written reviews but I hope to in the near future expand to audio and maybe video reviews. I hope you enjoy my reviews! With this Patreon I'm hoping to connect more with readers and just give the people what they want in terms of reviews. 
Tiers
Timid Sloth
$2 or more per month
Basic tier for sloths who could be more scared. At this tier you'll be able to see news about the website and get a weekly schedule as to what reviews are coming out!
Shaken Sloth
$5 or more per month
For the sloths in the process of getting scared. In addition to the benefits of the previous tier you will also get access to patreon only posts for thoughts/movie reviews/essays that don't fit into the categories for blog posts. Also patrons at this level will be entered into a monthly lottery and the winner of this lottery can select 1 movie, either horror or of the relevant monthly theme, for me to review.
Frightened Sloth
$10 or more per month
For sloths who are getting quite scared. In addition to the benefits of the previous tiers all patrons at this level will get patreon only versions of all blog posts 1 day early.
Terrified Sloth
$20 or more per month only 5 left
For sloths who are truly petrified. In addition to all previous benefits, patrons at this level have the option to choose 1 movie per month in the horror genre or in the relevant theme of that month.
Coming at you from deep within the jungles of South America, Scared Sloth Film Reviews exists because there are just too many movies. More movies exist than anyone could ever watch so it falls onto me to try and help people to not waste their time with dreck. Or to waste their time with amusing dreck, whichever floats your boat. Right now I’m just doing written reviews but I hope to in the near future expand to audio and maybe video reviews. I hope you enjoy my reviews! With this Patreon I'm hoping to connect more with readers and just give the people what they want in terms of reviews. 

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Tiers
Timid Sloth
$2 or more per month
Basic tier for sloths who could be more scared. At this tier you'll be able to see news about the website and get a weekly schedule as to what reviews are coming out!
Shaken Sloth
$5 or more per month
For the sloths in the process of getting scared. In addition to the benefits of the previous tier you will also get access to patreon only posts for thoughts/movie reviews/essays that don't fit into the categories for blog posts. Also patrons at this level will be entered into a monthly lottery and the winner of this lottery can select 1 movie, either horror or of the relevant monthly theme, for me to review.
Frightened Sloth
$10 or more per month
For sloths who are getting quite scared. In addition to the benefits of the previous tiers all patrons at this level will get patreon only versions of all blog posts 1 day early.
Terrified Sloth
$20 or more per month only 5 left
For sloths who are truly petrified. In addition to all previous benefits, patrons at this level have the option to choose 1 movie per month in the horror genre or in the relevant theme of that month.