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Do you want a ridiculous jingle, theme song written for your YouTube channel, your podcast, or your answering machine? 
Maybe I can accommodate you.
Do you want to watch video clips of chimps with me as I give my thoughts?
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Do you want to talk about the Mandela Effect, the multiverse, and how it will affect your life going forward?
Well there are far better places to go for that (Mandela Affected and Scott Harrison)
I’m more worried about chimps here!

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