vln is creating Youtube shitposts, letterboxd film reviews, a gay aura
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patrons
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I tweet a fair bit and write bad film reviews letterboxd reviews.
I also make Youtube at least twice a year, I guess.

This started as a joke but then people threw money at me.

All pledge rewards will be sent out after first pledge payment arrives for obvious reasons. They also all ship to anywhere in the world except for North Korea.
Tiers
Premium twitter
$2 or more per month

This tier gets you access to the Patreon-exclusive twitter feed @premiumvln, which is totally worth paying money for.

Autograph
$4.20 or more per month only 50 left

A physical, authentic vln autograph! WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY!

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Art commission
$7 or more per month only 25 left

I'm gonna digitally draw a character of your choice. Can be an OC, an existing fictional character, a real person, or even something like a Digimon.

PLUS access to the premium twitter

Real-life letter
$11.11 or more per month only 15 left
An actual hand-written letter (my handwriting is ass) delivered to your home.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Review anything
$25.55 or more per month only 10 left

I'm going to review anything you want. Film, TV show, anime, video game, type of animal, human being, Youtube channel. If it's a video game I can't play I might base my review on let's plays.

PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Buy a twitter shitpost
$39.66 or more per month only 5 left

I'll tweet anything (within reason, so no bigotry or other bullshit) you wish, as long as I can fit it within 257 characters. (257 because they'll contain #PatreonSponsoredTweet preceeded by a linebreak, which is 23 characters.)

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

A Patreon-exclusive H2ODrinkIt shirt
$46.99 or more per month only 3 left

Promote my shit passively by wearing this in public. Yes, I'm for real. No, you don't get to see the shirt beforehand. Don't worry, it's not super ugly.

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

My Feelings
$800 or more per month only 1 left
I was told by a real artist that drawing your feelings can be very good for you. He also told me that selling art for cheap undermines your integrity so I decided to put it up for sale at 800 dollars.
Hair.
$5,000.05 or more per month only 2 left

If you're giving me this much money you're probably obsessed with me. How about a bit of hair? I bet creepy people would dig that. 


Does not include premium twitter access.

A printed picture of me
$10,000.10 or more per month only 1 left
Uncover the world's last secret.

PLUS access to the premium twitter  
Goals
$12 of $25 per month
Have actual money to spend
That's a fair bit of money. I could pay a Netflix subscription and still have money left to buy food.
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I tweet a fair bit and write bad film reviews letterboxd reviews.
I also make Youtube at least twice a year, I guess.

This started as a joke but then people threw money at me.

All pledge rewards will be sent out after first pledge payment arrives for obvious reasons. They also all ship to anywhere in the world except for North Korea.

Recent posts by vln

Tiers
Premium twitter
$2 or more per month

This tier gets you access to the Patreon-exclusive twitter feed @premiumvln, which is totally worth paying money for.

Autograph
$4.20 or more per month only 50 left

A physical, authentic vln autograph! WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY!

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Art commission
$7 or more per month only 25 left

I'm gonna digitally draw a character of your choice. Can be an OC, an existing fictional character, a real person, or even something like a Digimon.

PLUS access to the premium twitter

Real-life letter
$11.11 or more per month only 15 left
An actual hand-written letter (my handwriting is ass) delivered to your home.


PLUS access to the premium twitter

Review anything
$25.55 or more per month only 10 left

I'm going to review anything you want. Film, TV show, anime, video game, type of animal, human being, Youtube channel. If it's a video game I can't play I might base my review on let's plays.

PLUS access to the premium twitter 

Buy a twitter shitpost
$39.66 or more per month only 5 left

I'll tweet anything (within reason, so no bigotry or other bullshit) you wish, as long as I can fit it within 257 characters. (257 because they'll contain #PatreonSponsoredTweet preceeded by a linebreak, which is 23 characters.)

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

A Patreon-exclusive H2ODrinkIt shirt
$46.99 or more per month only 3 left

Promote my shit passively by wearing this in public. Yes, I'm for real. No, you don't get to see the shirt beforehand. Don't worry, it's not super ugly.

 
PLUS access to the premium twitter 

My Feelings
$800 or more per month only 1 left
I was told by a real artist that drawing your feelings can be very good for you. He also told me that selling art for cheap undermines your integrity so I decided to put it up for sale at 800 dollars.
Hair.
$5,000.05 or more per month only 2 left

If you're giving me this much money you're probably obsessed with me. How about a bit of hair? I bet creepy people would dig that. 


Does not include premium twitter access.

A printed picture of me
$10,000.10 or more per month only 1 left
Uncover the world's last secret.

PLUS access to the premium twitter