That Tie Dye Guy

That Tie Dye Guy

is creating Art, Magick, Music, A Piece of Mind, and Useful Sh*t

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patrons

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per month
If you know me; please bear with me for a few and we will get through the first part of this as painlessly as possible. 
To those of you who don't know me; I am one of those people born with a long list of natural talents and skills and the curiosity to continue learning throughout my life. According to the script, this should spell a chance to help make the world a better place. The snag is that in the current economy, to make enough money in traditional employment, I have no time to create. I have finally decided that this is unacceptable and that I want to share my ideas with the world.
I have the drive and the talent, I just lack the money. 
:D This is where you come in :D
If you are a fan of my art; would like to help support my inventions and gadgeteering; want access to premium content; or what not you can pledge as little a 5 dollars a month to help. As I figure the Patreon platform out I will set up rewards like free research, art, paranormal advice, stickers, shirts, and other merch that I put up in my store, which currently in need of some serious work. 
To start with I am going to start some pretty simple goals, if you can help I thank you a hundred times over for the help up. Once I get rolling I promise to do the same for others. And the great thing about patreon is that you can choose to remain anonymous, if you are the angel in the shadows type. Please don't feel bad if you can't pledge more than a few dollars a month into the kitty, every bit counts. it doesn't seem like it in the beginning, but it does, and I thank anyone who took the time to send a bit of love and support 
Tiers
I can't spare much, but at least here is coffee money
$1 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated, even a lowly American dollar once a month... or 62 Ruples, or .8 Euros or .7 Pounds or 1.25 Loonies or 18.02 Mexican Pesos or 52 Philippine Pesos or..........

Folks who donate at this tier get showered with love and a mentioned on my project or at the end of a video or article. 
I am gonna help you, but money is tight and I just can't spare five bones right now.
$3 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

Folks who donate at this tier get showered with love and a mentioned on my project or at the end of a video or article. 

AND! not sure yet but it will be killer....
like a requested drawing or a little LED thing that flashes not sure yet but you will be forever ensconced in my heart for your help. 

4 Shot Mocha Breve
$5 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated
By donating at this level you are freeing up five dollars from the ridiculously overpriced coffee drinks kitty and helping to place it in the Wow! I have money to be used as projects kitty.
It may not seem like much, but five bones buys a baggy of LEDs for electronic art projects, or three blister packs of watch batteries for LED throwies, or a bag of nails from hardware sales.  
 Currently this tier reward is kind of in limbo as I am not sure what I should send people or if I should offer. I would like to get That Tie Dye Guy stickers. If you have any suggestions I will consider them. 
Introductory Hippie Support and Content
$10 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

By donating at this level you are freeing up Ten Dollars from the HOLY SHEEP SHITE! Gas is Expensive Kitty and help move it into a various Project kitty.

Ten Bones buys:
Capacitors for doing repairs and projects;
PIRs for doing home security;
parts for building junk drones;
bits for fixing my computer;
free time to do research;
Time to Meditate.

At this point you have $10 Tier Access to Content which is basically all of standard videos unrelated to specific courses such as wizardly studies and guitar lessons which you are not age restricted from seeing, such as the Goddesses In Color Gallery.

You also get Hippie Support Plus Service which includes advanced kindness, understanding, and limited sarcasm :D
But honestly if you need help understanding something or are looking for some info that will really wow your boss. Ask.... I am a vertibly endless supply of potentially useful information...

There will be more to come, Promise
Picture Time! or a 500 Word Saturization of One Person
$20 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

You get all of the $10 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

This Tier brings back a tradition that I started back in the day, I would hang around a bars on busier nights drew the people who were there; occasionally folk would come up and either offer me money for what I was working on or ask me to draw them or something for them.

So at this Tier, as a way of thanking my patrons, you can browse my gallery and I will send you a 8 1/2" x 11" Laminated Print of your choice.

Those of you who are fans of my writing, at this Tier you can request the written Satire of Any One Person. You tell me who and get me a picture and tell me a bit about them; also tell me how far you wish them to satirized and you will receive no less than 500 words long to either laugh about privately or post publicly. All Satires are signed Anonymous.    
YOU ARE SOOOOO COOL!!!!
$40 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

You get all of the $10 and $20 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

At this Tier, you can get either an extra laminated 8 1/2 by 11" print, one 17 by 22" small poster (instead of two 8 1/2 by 11", or  an additional 500 words of satire on person or subject of choice.
<on hands and knees> I'M NOT WORTHY!!! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!
$80 or more per month
$80 and Up

Wow, I mean really, Thank you. I am humbled. I can not begin to tell you the difference you are making in my life and how much gratitude I feel at this moment.
I promise to do good with your generous donation.  

You get all of the $10, $20, and $40 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

At this Tier, and above you can choose multiple prints, the written satire of two people or things of no less than 750 words each; or request a personalized portrait or model of your choice printed in on glossy photo paper and signed by the Artist.

Feel free to make suggestions, or propose projects that you would like to help fund.  
Goals
$0 of $180 per month
For the purchase of a 2 channel USB Audio Interface.
This is the first step to getting better content set up, it will allow me to use a much better microphone and boom that I have for producing better voice overs and studio style recordings. This coupled with my current 720p Web Cam will allow me to record better video content as well.   
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If you know me; please bear with me for a few and we will get through the first part of this as painlessly as possible. 
To those of you who don't know me; I am one of those people born with a long list of natural talents and skills and the curiosity to continue learning throughout my life. According to the script, this should spell a chance to help make the world a better place. The snag is that in the current economy, to make enough money in traditional employment, I have no time to create. I have finally decided that this is unacceptable and that I want to share my ideas with the world.
I have the drive and the talent, I just lack the money. 
:D This is where you come in :D
If you are a fan of my art; would like to help support my inventions and gadgeteering; want access to premium content; or what not you can pledge as little a 5 dollars a month to help. As I figure the Patreon platform out I will set up rewards like free research, art, paranormal advice, stickers, shirts, and other merch that I put up in my store, which currently in need of some serious work. 
To start with I am going to start some pretty simple goals, if you can help I thank you a hundred times over for the help up. Once I get rolling I promise to do the same for others. And the great thing about patreon is that you can choose to remain anonymous, if you are the angel in the shadows type. Please don't feel bad if you can't pledge more than a few dollars a month into the kitty, every bit counts. it doesn't seem like it in the beginning, but it does, and I thank anyone who took the time to send a bit of love and support 

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Tiers
I can't spare much, but at least here is coffee money
$1 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated, even a lowly American dollar once a month... or 62 Ruples, or .8 Euros or .7 Pounds or 1.25 Loonies or 18.02 Mexican Pesos or 52 Philippine Pesos or..........

Folks who donate at this tier get showered with love and a mentioned on my project or at the end of a video or article. 
I am gonna help you, but money is tight and I just can't spare five bones right now.
$3 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

Folks who donate at this tier get showered with love and a mentioned on my project or at the end of a video or article. 

AND! not sure yet but it will be killer....
like a requested drawing or a little LED thing that flashes not sure yet but you will be forever ensconced in my heart for your help. 

4 Shot Mocha Breve
$5 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated
By donating at this level you are freeing up five dollars from the ridiculously overpriced coffee drinks kitty and helping to place it in the Wow! I have money to be used as projects kitty.
It may not seem like much, but five bones buys a baggy of LEDs for electronic art projects, or three blister packs of watch batteries for LED throwies, or a bag of nails from hardware sales.  
 Currently this tier reward is kind of in limbo as I am not sure what I should send people or if I should offer. I would like to get That Tie Dye Guy stickers. If you have any suggestions I will consider them. 
Introductory Hippie Support and Content
$10 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

By donating at this level you are freeing up Ten Dollars from the HOLY SHEEP SHITE! Gas is Expensive Kitty and help move it into a various Project kitty.

Ten Bones buys:
Capacitors for doing repairs and projects;
PIRs for doing home security;
parts for building junk drones;
bits for fixing my computer;
free time to do research;
Time to Meditate.

At this point you have $10 Tier Access to Content which is basically all of standard videos unrelated to specific courses such as wizardly studies and guitar lessons which you are not age restricted from seeing, such as the Goddesses In Color Gallery.

You also get Hippie Support Plus Service which includes advanced kindness, understanding, and limited sarcasm :D
But honestly if you need help understanding something or are looking for some info that will really wow your boss. Ask.... I am a vertibly endless supply of potentially useful information...

There will be more to come, Promise
Picture Time! or a 500 Word Saturization of One Person
$20 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

You get all of the $10 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

This Tier brings back a tradition that I started back in the day, I would hang around a bars on busier nights drew the people who were there; occasionally folk would come up and either offer me money for what I was working on or ask me to draw them or something for them.

So at this Tier, as a way of thanking my patrons, you can browse my gallery and I will send you a 8 1/2" x 11" Laminated Print of your choice.

Those of you who are fans of my writing, at this Tier you can request the written Satire of Any One Person. You tell me who and get me a picture and tell me a bit about them; also tell me how far you wish them to satirized and you will receive no less than 500 words long to either laugh about privately or post publicly. All Satires are signed Anonymous.    
YOU ARE SOOOOO COOL!!!!
$40 or more per month
Any Help is Appreciated

You get all of the $10 and $20 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

At this Tier, you can get either an extra laminated 8 1/2 by 11" print, one 17 by 22" small poster (instead of two 8 1/2 by 11", or  an additional 500 words of satire on person or subject of choice.
<on hands and knees> I'M NOT WORTHY!!! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!
$80 or more per month
$80 and Up

Wow, I mean really, Thank you. I am humbled. I can not begin to tell you the difference you are making in my life and how much gratitude I feel at this moment.
I promise to do good with your generous donation.  

You get all of the $10, $20, and $40 Tier stuff, along with additional Kindness, Understanding, and Sarcasm.

At this Tier, and above you can choose multiple prints, the written satire of two people or things of no less than 750 words each; or request a personalized portrait or model of your choice printed in on glossy photo paper and signed by the Artist.

Feel free to make suggestions, or propose projects that you would like to help fund.