The Clueless Fangirl

The Clueless Fangirl

is creating Content from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings and other fandoms

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I love Star Wars and Lord of the Rings more than I love shoes. Come and join me and my friends on an epic journey. 
Tiers
Samwise-making Middle Earth great again!
$5 or more per month
Forget Frodo, forget the Fellowship - just like Sam, YOU are the real hero here. Thanks for pledging and let's make Middle Earth great again! 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• and once a month you can take a selfie with my oliphant if requested ;) 


*stay brave*

Túrin Turambar
$7 or more per month
7 - my unlucky number for an unlucky fellow. I mean the sister, the best friend, Nargothrond ... does't look good for you bro ... 

The tier for the ones that still believe! Like a one-hit wonder once said, don't stop believing.


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• and once a month I'll ... nah, forget it ... she was your SISTER ;)


*Dagor Dagorath y'all*

Théoden son of Thengel
$10 or more per month
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

You're the king of Rohan as well as Gondor memes. 

P.s. please share your anti-age cream secret with me #need 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month we can ride to the Shire to visit your boy Merry and get some smoke going on


*where was Gondor*

Witchking of Angmar
$13 or more per month
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
nine for mortal men, doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

Dude, say NO to that ring - it's a trap!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month you, your eight friends can come for dinner and we can badmouth the useless Dúnedain


*Girlpower*

Lúthien Tinúviel - Elf Maiden of Doriath
$15 or more per month
Ok, so you're basically the Victoria Secret model of Middle Earth, we get it Tolkien. But besides your pretty face you have a heart for animals and songs ... what's not to love? You and the hubby are the foundation for the good stuff to come in the ages to follow. Oh, and how you and Huan did beat off Sauron and then stole some bling from the devil himself - not bad not bad at all Nightingale. Thank god, Tolkien didn't like Shakespeare, or we might have another ending ...


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month we could hit the local karaoke bar in Doriath - I heard you're always slaying it 


*puppy love*

Gandalf wielder of Narya
$20 or more per month
Galadriel and Círdan knew it from the beginning - you're the man for the job. Your love and compassion for this world and your endless trust in it's inhabitants made Middle Earth great again. Thanks wizard, you'll always be one of my all time favorite! 

P.s. please remember to take a map to Moria!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in end credits

• voting rights for future content

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• and once a month we could roam trough Middle Earth and check on everyone - please bring an Eagle, I don't trust horses


*and so it begins*

Aragorn II son of Arathor
$25 or more per month only 5 left
The man with the many names. I seriously lost track, who are you, P Diddy, Prince? For me you'll always be the Jesus of Middle Earth, the prince that was promised ... wait, that's another story.

I liked you WAY more In the movies btw. 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• moderator in the chats and live-streams

• and once a month I'll check if there is a new glue out to fix that sword, there must be a way 


*king of f*ing everything*

Thranduil - king of bling
$50 or more per month
Apparently we share the love for jewels and a good fitted coat. Thanks for pledging, forget the dwarfs, let's hit Melrose Avenue.



Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• and once a month you can wear my Tiffany's collection - but only if you bring your son ;)


*Daddy cool*

Melkor himself
$100 or more per month
Forget Sauron - who dat? YOU are the overlord here - I bow to your every command Master!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• or pick a private theory discussion if preferred, 

• and once a month you can pet my cats ehm ... I mean dragons/balrogs you name it ...


*Make Utumno great again*

I love Star Wars and Lord of the Rings more than I love shoes. Come and join me and my friends on an epic journey. 

Recent posts by The Clueless Fangirl

Tiers
Samwise-making Middle Earth great again!
$5 or more per month
Forget Frodo, forget the Fellowship - just like Sam, YOU are the real hero here. Thanks for pledging and let's make Middle Earth great again! 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• and once a month you can take a selfie with my oliphant if requested ;) 


*stay brave*

Túrin Turambar
$7 or more per month
7 - my unlucky number for an unlucky fellow. I mean the sister, the best friend, Nargothrond ... does't look good for you bro ... 

The tier for the ones that still believe! Like a one-hit wonder once said, don't stop believing.


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• and once a month I'll ... nah, forget it ... she was your SISTER ;)


*Dagor Dagorath y'all*

Théoden son of Thengel
$10 or more per month
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

You're the king of Rohan as well as Gondor memes. 

P.s. please share your anti-age cream secret with me #need 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month we can ride to the Shire to visit your boy Merry and get some smoke going on


*where was Gondor*

Witchking of Angmar
$13 or more per month
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
nine for mortal men, doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

Dude, say NO to that ring - it's a trap!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month you, your eight friends can come for dinner and we can badmouth the useless Dúnedain


*Girlpower*

Lúthien Tinúviel - Elf Maiden of Doriath
$15 or more per month
Ok, so you're basically the Victoria Secret model of Middle Earth, we get it Tolkien. But besides your pretty face you have a heart for animals and songs ... what's not to love? You and the hubby are the foundation for the good stuff to come in the ages to follow. Oh, and how you and Huan did beat off Sauron and then stole some bling from the devil himself - not bad not bad at all Nightingale. Thank god, Tolkien didn't like Shakespeare, or we might have another ending ...


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• and once a month we could hit the local karaoke bar in Doriath - I heard you're always slaying it 


*puppy love*

Gandalf wielder of Narya
$20 or more per month
Galadriel and Círdan knew it from the beginning - you're the man for the job. Your love and compassion for this world and your endless trust in it's inhabitants made Middle Earth great again. Thanks wizard, you'll always be one of my all time favorite! 

P.s. please remember to take a map to Moria!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in end credits

• voting rights for future content

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• and once a month we could roam trough Middle Earth and check on everyone - please bring an Eagle, I don't trust horses


*and so it begins*

Aragorn II son of Arathor
$25 or more per month only 5 left
The man with the many names. I seriously lost track, who are you, P Diddy, Prince? For me you'll always be the Jesus of Middle Earth, the prince that was promised ... wait, that's another story.

I liked you WAY more In the movies btw. 


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• voting rights for future content

• moderator in the chats and live-streams

• and once a month I'll check if there is a new glue out to fix that sword, there must be a way 


*king of f*ing everything*

Thranduil - king of bling
$50 or more per month
Apparently we share the love for jewels and a good fitted coat. Thanks for pledging, forget the dwarfs, let's hit Melrose Avenue.



Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• and once a month you can wear my Tiffany's collection - but only if you bring your son ;)


*Daddy cool*

Melkor himself
$100 or more per month
Forget Sauron - who dat? YOU are the overlord here - I bow to your every command Master!


Your benefits in short: 

• early access to my videos

• your questions in a live-stream

• automatic participation in all give-aways

• patreon-only streams with my fabulous self

• name in some end credits

• you can pick a theme you like and if I like it I'll make a video ;) 

• or pick a private theory discussion if preferred, 

• and once a month you can pet my cats ehm ... I mean dragons/balrogs you name it ...


*Make Utumno great again*