The Jank-Ass Podcast

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Greetings Jank-holes!
Welcome to the home of The Jank-Ass Podcast, the part-scripted, part-improvised, part-conversational variety comedy podcast with your hosts Chase, David, and Stacey. Join the Jank for immediate access to absolutely every episode, extra, the patron-only Discord frequented by your Jank-Ass hosts, and a shot at being next episode's coveted Patron of the Pod. You'll also automatically be placed in a drawing to win TEN MILLION DAVID BUCKS!*
*David Bucks have no value and will not be honored

YOUR JANK-ASS HOSTS ARE...

Chase Suddarth 
The man Josh Green once called 'cantankerous.' Chase is a cartoon maker who'd like to think he can write a joke or two (we let him). One of his favorite things he's written is The Weatherman for Cyanide and Happiness, give it a watch:  https://youtu.be/xCbL1Jbj0BA

Here's a sample of Chase's recent work (that doesn't cover anywhere NEAR the amount of animated projects he's worked on: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4180162/

"I'd love to be able to tell you that 10 years+ of this has been fruitful but it... uh... hasn't. So now I'm begging for money the modern way... by creating a podcast? It's possible I didn't think this through..."

David Sapp
"Where do I start....  I was born just like any proud, God fearing, flag waving American... 2 pounds, 5 ounces and in a dumpster. I spent my formidable years engulfed in pure distain for everything and everyone. Lucky for me, being a huge pessimistic prick is funny to people! Once I got a taste for laughs I focused a lot of my anger to more productive avenues.

I started modestly back then by piggy backing on friends cartoons & one off sketches that gained some traction. Once Chase came into the mix, we started collaborating on our own projects and that's when the fun began, we splintered off and created my favorite project, "David Forgets."
www.davidforgets.com
It was a much needed departure from cartoons that allowed us to see just how far we could push our wacky characters on a weekly basis and, lucky for us, Stacey was there to help us reach our full potential and make that show loveably wacky. Things were looking up for ol' David! Nothing could go wrong...

.... Until everything went wrong!!!
Big shot Chase decided David Forgets was stupid and moved to thousands of miles away. He did this to hurt all of you!"
(These rumors are unfounded).

Stacey Silva
"Hello, I’m Stacey and I’m the lady host that you’ve yet to love. My work has mostly been behind the scenes in a lot of animations from many different corners of the internet. I’ve been lucky enough to work with my other half (Me, CHAAAAASE) for over 10 years artistically and creatively. Chase and I have had a long, happy relationship with a lot of fun, creating together and eventually making careers out of our talents. From making David Forgets sketches on YouTube to working on legit animations with Lowbrow Studios, we’ve been on a long road of work we can be proud of. Another huge bonus being when we can include our funny friend (DAVID!) in voicing animations and even writing some. My favorite types of work have always been when the three of us get to work together.

Most notably for me is that I’ve done character art for The Cyanide & Happiness Show/weekly shorts and voiced Princess Potato in Sonic For Hire! You can check out my imdb here*
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4404620/?ref_=rvi_nm

I think you’ll find we’re three creative people with a lot of ideas between us and love to make each other laugh. Let us inject some weirdness in your life through the Jank! Or not! Do whatever you want, I’m really not here to judge."
*I had no part in the White-T movie.
(I can neither confirm nor deny Stacey’s involvement in the White-T movie).

Tiers
The Jank-Ass Podcast
$3 or more per month
Gain access to the Jank-Ass Podcast with Chase, David, and Stacey
Thank the Jank
$8 or more per month
Everything from the $3 tier, but for five additional dollars.

Greetings Jank-holes!
Welcome to the home of The Jank-Ass Podcast, the part-scripted, part-improvised, part-conversational variety comedy podcast with your hosts Chase, David, and Stacey. Join the Jank for immediate access to absolutely every episode, extra, the patron-only Discord frequented by your Jank-Ass hosts, and a shot at being next episode's coveted Patron of the Pod. You'll also automatically be placed in a drawing to win TEN MILLION DAVID BUCKS!*
*David Bucks have no value and will not be honored

YOUR JANK-ASS HOSTS ARE...

Chase Suddarth 
The man Josh Green once called 'cantankerous.' Chase is a cartoon maker who'd like to think he can write a joke or two (we let him). One of his favorite things he's written is The Weatherman for Cyanide and Happiness, give it a watch:  https://youtu.be/xCbL1Jbj0BA

Here's a sample of Chase's recent work (that doesn't cover anywhere NEAR the amount of animated projects he's worked on: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4180162/

"I'd love to be able to tell you that 10 years+ of this has been fruitful but it... uh... hasn't. So now I'm begging for money the modern way... by creating a podcast? It's possible I didn't think this through..."

David Sapp
"Where do I start....  I was born just like any proud, God fearing, flag waving American... 2 pounds, 5 ounces and in a dumpster. I spent my formidable years engulfed in pure distain for everything and everyone. Lucky for me, being a huge pessimistic prick is funny to people! Once I got a taste for laughs I focused a lot of my anger to more productive avenues.

I started modestly back then by piggy backing on friends cartoons & one off sketches that gained some traction. Once Chase came into the mix, we started collaborating on our own projects and that's when the fun began, we splintered off and created my favorite project, "David Forgets."
www.davidforgets.com
It was a much needed departure from cartoons that allowed us to see just how far we could push our wacky characters on a weekly basis and, lucky for us, Stacey was there to help us reach our full potential and make that show loveably wacky. Things were looking up for ol' David! Nothing could go wrong...

.... Until everything went wrong!!!
Big shot Chase decided David Forgets was stupid and moved to thousands of miles away. He did this to hurt all of you!"
(These rumors are unfounded).

Stacey Silva
"Hello, I’m Stacey and I’m the lady host that you’ve yet to love. My work has mostly been behind the scenes in a lot of animations from many different corners of the internet. I’ve been lucky enough to work with my other half (Me, CHAAAAASE) for over 10 years artistically and creatively. Chase and I have had a long, happy relationship with a lot of fun, creating together and eventually making careers out of our talents. From making David Forgets sketches on YouTube to working on legit animations with Lowbrow Studios, we’ve been on a long road of work we can be proud of. Another huge bonus being when we can include our funny friend (DAVID!) in voicing animations and even writing some. My favorite types of work have always been when the three of us get to work together.

Most notably for me is that I’ve done character art for The Cyanide & Happiness Show/weekly shorts and voiced Princess Potato in Sonic For Hire! You can check out my imdb here*
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4404620/?ref_=rvi_nm

I think you’ll find we’re three creative people with a lot of ideas between us and love to make each other laugh. Let us inject some weirdness in your life through the Jank! Or not! Do whatever you want, I’m really not here to judge."
*I had no part in the White-T movie.
(I can neither confirm nor deny Stacey’s involvement in the White-T movie).

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Tiers
The Jank-Ass Podcast
$3 or more per month
Gain access to the Jank-Ass Podcast with Chase, David, and Stacey
Thank the Jank
$8 or more per month
Everything from the $3 tier, but for five additional dollars.