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Welcome to the twisted mind behind The Rude Perspective. This is a weekly podcast about the things that interest me and the rude things that live in my mind. What I hope from this Podcast is a way to connect with new people and allow some to live vicariously through my abrasive way of speaking. It is at the end of the day all love and chicken grease, or for you vegans, kale I guess. Come in and enjoy if you dare.
Tiers
Beautiful Bastards
$2 or more per month
This is the cover charge to the podcast lol. This podcast is free for all but you beautiful bastards decide that I should at least eat while I do it and I do love to eat. This also allows you to vote in the weekly poll that will give you the chance to affect the topics I speak about on the shows when I dont have a guest.
Stalkers
$10 or more per month
You just can‘t get enough can you? This tier allows you into the inner workings of my bed........ mind? Yes bedmind is what I meant to say. Those who pledge to this tier get a shoutout during the podcast and can submit topic ideas that the other Patrons can vote on. Now get out of my bushses.
Domestic Partners
$20 or more per month
You are now the non binary biological dna donor to my Podcast child. This tier gets you everything in the previous tier obviosuly but WAIT there’s more. You also get invited to my monthly online meetups that my lawyer says I must not call a date because then that would give you unrealistic expectations on my involvement within your lives. I like you but I dont like you like you. During these meetups we can talk about anything I like, because lets be honest we all love me at this point. All kidding aside make sure you shower me with love and admiration because I am an impressionable youth in Trump’s America
We Are Going Steady (Limited)
$50 or more per month
This tier are for those who have agreed to enter a polyamourous relationship with I and your sister/brother wives. All previous tiers are yours with the added benefit of weekly text from I (Herby known as Papa) to you crazy flush with money sexy beasts. This is a highly coveted position because I will show you my love in only a man of my stature can: with one word answers to your important questions and good morning texts that are clearly pre-written the night before.
Welcome to the twisted mind behind The Rude Perspective. This is a weekly podcast about the things that interest me and the rude things that live in my mind. What I hope from this Podcast is a way to connect with new people and allow some to live vicariously through my abrasive way of speaking. It is at the end of the day all love and chicken grease, or for you vegans, kale I guess. Come in and enjoy if you dare.

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Tiers
Beautiful Bastards
$2 or more per month
This is the cover charge to the podcast lol. This podcast is free for all but you beautiful bastards decide that I should at least eat while I do it and I do love to eat. This also allows you to vote in the weekly poll that will give you the chance to affect the topics I speak about on the shows when I dont have a guest.
Stalkers
$10 or more per month
You just can‘t get enough can you? This tier allows you into the inner workings of my bed........ mind? Yes bedmind is what I meant to say. Those who pledge to this tier get a shoutout during the podcast and can submit topic ideas that the other Patrons can vote on. Now get out of my bushses.
Domestic Partners
$20 or more per month
You are now the non binary biological dna donor to my Podcast child. This tier gets you everything in the previous tier obviosuly but WAIT there’s more. You also get invited to my monthly online meetups that my lawyer says I must not call a date because then that would give you unrealistic expectations on my involvement within your lives. I like you but I dont like you like you. During these meetups we can talk about anything I like, because lets be honest we all love me at this point. All kidding aside make sure you shower me with love and admiration because I am an impressionable youth in Trump’s America
We Are Going Steady (Limited)
$50 or more per month
This tier are for those who have agreed to enter a polyamourous relationship with I and your sister/brother wives. All previous tiers are yours with the added benefit of weekly text from I (Herby known as Papa) to you crazy flush with money sexy beasts. This is a highly coveted position because I will show you my love in only a man of my stature can: with one word answers to your important questions and good morning texts that are clearly pre-written the night before.