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  • I do a vague general thank you in your general(possible) direction.
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  • You get to hold a Veto vote? Iunno, give me ideas.
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Hello, welcome to my Patreon page.

Now, you might be thinking "How is this guy going to sell me on why I should give him my cold hard dosh?" and the answer to that is simple: I'm not.

Now, your next thought will be "But that's ridiculous!"

I know, I know. But here's the thing, I doubt any I could say to you now would make you go "Yeah, this guy deserves my money" I'm no orator nor clever with words; after all, I'm basing my "product" on rants, bants, sarcasm, and contempt. 

It's clear that you heard or saw something I put out and went "Yeah, that was good." After all, you are here now aren't you? Which means that at some point, instead of rolling your eyes and moving on, you clicked the link, you've read to this point. You saw value in what I had to say,(I know, shocks me too) at some level at least.

So, ask yourself. "Is he worth it?" I can't answer that, but some part of you felt that.

If you do go ahead and support me? Thank you, I'm glad that this caustic personality of mine could move you enough to do so.

But hey, that's just my opinion; Your miliage may vary.
$9 of $300 per month
Loans! Debt! The bane of all people(and students)! 

If this level gets fufiled it can help me pay off more than just my intrest each month on my loans, which brings me one pained drag further from the endless debt spiral.
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