Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

is creating Video Essays, Reviews, and Books
Select a membership level
Potato Children
$1
per month
My young children who allow me to not die of starvation.


You get:

  • Access to the Patreon feed (duh)
  • Ability to give me direct comments and feedback
  • Early reviews
  • Access to my review notes
  • Mentions in Friday review videos
Unicorn Children
$5
per month
My moody, angsty older children who would kill for me.


You get:

  • Everything the Potato Children have (duh)
  • Exclusive blooper videos & behind the scenes schtuff
  • A look at my rewrite notes
  • Sneak peeks at my books
  • To join the Asshole Parade Discord!
Includes Discord rewards
Cosmic Deity Children
$10
per month
My children who've evolved into deities. Good job!


You get:

  • Everything the Unicorn Children have (duh)
  • The ability to judge others in the Asshole Parade Discord (I.E. you can help me keep it from bursting into flames)
  • Critiques and advice on anything you're writing
  • The first four chapters of De Cineribus: From the Ashes (Warning: they're rough and subject to change)
Includes Discord rewards

47

patrons

$288

per month

About Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

Hello, and welcome to the Asshole Parade!

First and foremost, I'm a writer, though in my short time making fun and comical reviews on YouTube, I've had the time of my life. My relative success is thanks to the support I've gotten, and with Patreon, I can continue to make content that makes you roll over into your grave.

Rewards will include blooper videos, early reviews, behind the scenes content, and early glimpses at any books I'm writing at the time. Thank you for your support, and have a lovely day!
Goals
47 of 100 patrons
When we reach 100 Patrons, I will attempt to cover a song from RWBY. It might very well suck, but the attempt will most certainly be there.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 117 exclusive posts
4
Images
15
Links
2
Polls
58
Updates
38
Videos