Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

is creating Video Essays, Reviews, and Books

40

patrons

$213

per month
Hello, and welcome to the Asshole Parade!

First and foremost, I'm a writer, though in my short time making fun and comical reviews on YouTube, I've had the time of my life. My relative success is thanks to the support I've gotten, and with Patreon, I can continue to make content that makes you roll over into your grave.

Rewards will include blooper videos, early reviews, behind the scenes content, and early glimpses at any books I'm writing at the time. Thank you for your support, and have a lovely day!
Tiers
Potato Children
$1 or more per month
My young children who allow me to not die of starvation.


You get:

  • Access to the Patreon feed (duh)
  • Ability to give me direct comments and feedback
  • Early reviews
  • Access to my review notes
  • Mentions in Friday review videos
Unicorn Children
$5 or more per month
My moody, angsty older children who would kill for me.


You get:

  • Everything the Potato Children have (duh)
  • Exclusive blooper videos & behind the scenes schtuff
  • A look at my rewrite notes
  • Sneak peeks at my books
  • To join the Asshole Parade Discord!
Includes Discord rewards
Cosmic Deity Children
$10 or more per month
My children who've evolved into deities. Good job!


You get:

  • Everything the Unicorn Children have (duh)
  • The ability to judge others in the Asshole Parade Discord (I.E. you can help me keep it from bursting into flames)
  • Critiques and advice on anything you're writing
  • The first four chapters of De Cineribus: From the Ashes (Warning: they're rough and subject to change)
Includes Discord rewards
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY Children
$20 or more per month
My children who are far too kind to their unicorn father.


Be real, this tier only has one reward (Besides all aforementioned rewards): the ability to become one of my beta readers / critique partners. You essentially get to read what I write ahead of time and tell me how much it fucking sucks.


This tier's kinda just to see how crazy some of you are. I expect none of you to join this, but if you do, know I will find you and I will hug the living shit out of you.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
40 of 100 patrons
When we reach 100 Patrons, I will attempt to cover a song from RWBY. It might very well suck, but the attempt will most certainly be there.
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Hello, and welcome to the Asshole Parade!

First and foremost, I'm a writer, though in my short time making fun and comical reviews on YouTube, I've had the time of my life. My relative success is thanks to the support I've gotten, and with Patreon, I can continue to make content that makes you roll over into your grave.

Rewards will include blooper videos, early reviews, behind the scenes content, and early glimpses at any books I'm writing at the time. Thank you for your support, and have a lovely day!

Recent posts by Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

Tiers
Potato Children
$1 or more per month
My young children who allow me to not die of starvation.


You get:

  • Access to the Patreon feed (duh)
  • Ability to give me direct comments and feedback
  • Early reviews
  • Access to my review notes
  • Mentions in Friday review videos
Unicorn Children
$5 or more per month
My moody, angsty older children who would kill for me.


You get:

  • Everything the Potato Children have (duh)
  • Exclusive blooper videos & behind the scenes schtuff
  • A look at my rewrite notes
  • Sneak peeks at my books
  • To join the Asshole Parade Discord!
Includes Discord rewards
Cosmic Deity Children
$10 or more per month
My children who've evolved into deities. Good job!


You get:

  • Everything the Unicorn Children have (duh)
  • The ability to judge others in the Asshole Parade Discord (I.E. you can help me keep it from bursting into flames)
  • Critiques and advice on anything you're writing
  • The first four chapters of De Cineribus: From the Ashes (Warning: they're rough and subject to change)
Includes Discord rewards
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY Children
$20 or more per month
My children who are far too kind to their unicorn father.


Be real, this tier only has one reward (Besides all aforementioned rewards): the ability to become one of my beta readers / critique partners. You essentially get to read what I write ahead of time and tell me how much it fucking sucks.


This tier's kinda just to see how crazy some of you are. I expect none of you to join this, but if you do, know I will find you and I will hug the living shit out of you.

Includes Discord rewards