Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

is creating Video Essays, Reviews, and Books

42

patrons

$241

per month
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Tiers
Potato Children
$1 or more per month
My young children who allow me to not die of starvation.


You get:

  • Access to the Patreon feed (duh)
  • Ability to give me direct comments and feedback
  • Early reviews
  • Access to my review notes
  • Mentions in Friday review videos
Unicorn Children
$5 or more per month
My moody, angsty older children who would kill for me.


You get:

  • Everything the Potato Children have (duh)
  • Exclusive blooper videos & behind the scenes schtuff
  • A look at my rewrite notes
  • Sneak peeks at my books
  • To join the Asshole Parade Discord!
Includes Discord rewards
Cosmic Deity Children
$10 or more per month
My children who've evolved into deities. Good job!


You get:

  • Everything the Unicorn Children have (duh)
  • The ability to judge others in the Asshole Parade Discord (I.E. you can help me keep it from bursting into flames)
  • Critiques and advice on anything you're writing
  • The first four chapters of De Cineribus: From the Ashes (Warning: they're rough and subject to change)
Includes Discord rewards
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY Children
$20 or more per month
My children who are far too kind to their unicorn father.


Be real, this tier only has one reward (Besides all aforementioned rewards): the ability to become one of my beta readers / critique partners. You essentially get to read what I write ahead of time and tell me how much it fucking sucks.


This tier's kinda just to see how crazy some of you are. I expect none of you to join this, but if you do, know I will find you and I will hug the living shit out of you.

Includes Discord rewards
Tiers
Potato Children
$1 or more per month
My young children who allow me to not die of starvation.


You get:

  • Access to the Patreon feed (duh)
  • Ability to give me direct comments and feedback
  • Early reviews
  • Access to my review notes
  • Mentions in Friday review videos
Unicorn Children
$5 or more per month
My moody, angsty older children who would kill for me.


You get:

  • Everything the Potato Children have (duh)
  • Exclusive blooper videos & behind the scenes schtuff
  • A look at my rewrite notes
  • Sneak peeks at my books
  • To join the Asshole Parade Discord!
Includes Discord rewards
Cosmic Deity Children
$10 or more per month
My children who've evolved into deities. Good job!


You get:

  • Everything the Unicorn Children have (duh)
  • The ability to judge others in the Asshole Parade Discord (I.E. you can help me keep it from bursting into flames)
  • Critiques and advice on anything you're writing
  • The first four chapters of De Cineribus: From the Ashes (Warning: they're rough and subject to change)
Includes Discord rewards
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY Children
$20 or more per month
My children who are far too kind to their unicorn father.


Be real, this tier only has one reward (Besides all aforementioned rewards): the ability to become one of my beta readers / critique partners. You essentially get to read what I write ahead of time and tell me how much it fucking sucks.


This tier's kinda just to see how crazy some of you are. I expect none of you to join this, but if you do, know I will find you and I will hug the living shit out of you.

Includes Discord rewards