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Hello I am Walter. I am a celestial god that is 82.5 quadrillion years old. I was born outside of the known universe and created a planet for a specias of cats like me. We praised the toucan lord for his gift of cereal but he betrayed us when he unleashed a loop famine wich made the crop die. Me and my son audrey are the only survivors. I like to eat planets and stars i am 38.5 billion tons. I am looking to establish a cult of followers. Join the rank now
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