The Warmest Laundry Pile

is creating internet moments just for you lovely patreons
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we can be broke together

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wow honestly thank you so much


this $3 will help me buy some new pens to write some more stuff

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There’s NO F IN WAY — did we just become best friends? YUP. + i will be writing all of my tweets on here before I put them on twitter (and some will be exclusive to this tier only — which means you will see tweets that never become tweets but would’ve still been great tweets had they became a tweet)

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About The Warmest Laundry Pile

Here I’ll be posting stuff exclusively for you (and the other cool people who are helping me on my journey to doing this full time)

If you like my style of comedy, this is the place for you. If you don’t like my style of comedy, there’s NO F IN WAY this is for you.

love you. ps you can be my internet girlfriend with this app — is that legal? idk let’s find out

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