The Warmest Laundry Pile

is creating internet moments just for you lovely patreons

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dude im broke too lmao rip
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we can be broke together

dude i love your stuff
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wow honestly thank you so much

this $3 will help me buy some new pens to write some more stuff

dude i better get something for this
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There’s NO F IN WAY — did we just become best friends? YUP. + i will be writing all of my tweets on here before I put them on twitter (and some will be exclusive to this tier only — which means you will see tweets that never become tweets but would’ve still been great tweets had they became a tweet)




Here I’ll be posting stuff exclusively for you (and the other cool people who are helping me on my journey to doing this full time)

If you like my style of comedy, this is the place for you. If you don’t like my style of comedy, there’s NO F IN WAY this is for you.

love you. ps you can be my internet girlfriend with this app — is that legal? idk let’s find out
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