XiaoXiaoMan

is creating YouTube videos and Twitch streams

2

patrons

$14

per month
So who am I and what's this all about?
I'm a YouTuber best known for Raging Roblox Reviewer, ROBLOX Random Insanity, ROBLOX God of War, and other video projects involving ROBLOX. I've since branched out and play a variety of games for the entertainment of others, particularly through my weekly Twitch streams on Saturdays at 3pm Eastern time (Daylight Saving dependent because let's just screw with the clocks for no good reason, right?). I'd like to make my videos and streams a means of supporting myself, so if you wanna go the extra mile and throw money at me to help keep me going, that would mean the world to me. Not that you don't already; the fact that you've subscribed to my channel and watched my videos already means the world to me as it is and I can't thank you enough for your support.

What's in it for you, the patron?
I will continue making videos and streaming for your entertainment, and if you wanna help me out along the way by donating, that would be greatly appreciated. Becoming a Patron or otherwise donating is, by my careful calculations, 112.3% optional. If you decide to donate, you will be handsomely rewarded for your patronage with custom voice work from yours truly! Ever wanna hear me say some of the stupidest stuff? Ever wanna hear me talk like Tommy Wiseau? Ever wanna hear me sing? Well, now you can!

Bear in mind, though, I do have a statute of limitations. I will ask you for another line to read if I'm not comfortable with what you give me. And I'll make sure I get it right,  too; if you're not satisfied with my delivery, let me know and I'll redo it for you for no additional charge. Best of all, the awards stack. Each tier is good for its respective reward as well as every tier below it! So if you want, $15 will get you a Bad Impression AND a TF2 impression AND a custom line in my normal voice. And that's for every month you're a patron!

The policy will change as needed or as I see fit, of course, but I'm still committed to giving back to patrons. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Thank you so much for your support.

~XiaoXiaoMan
Tiers
Legion Acolyte
$1 or more per month
  • I'd offer you a beer, but I still have no beer to give. But you'll definitely have my undying gratitude for your support!
  • Oh also, Acolyte status on the Legion Discord server!
Includes Discord rewards
The Sounds of XiaoXiaoMan
$5 or more per month
  • Access to The Sounds of XiaoXiaoMan, the greatest ASMR album ever to grace your ears, with such classics as "Piss on my Waffle," "NUTCHOP," "SCIENCE!" and more. The clip collection will be updated as I find more audio clips of me saying stupid stuff!
  • A personalized thank you from yours truly, in audio form!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Custom Voice Line
$10 or more per month
  • Get a custom voice line in my normal voice!
  • Volume independent of price; you won't be charged extra if you want a line of me shouting!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
TF2 Impression
$12 or more per month
  • Get a custom line impersonating the TF2 character of your choosing! (I can do a mean Medic. ...I think.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Bad Impression
$15 or more per month
  • Get a custom line as Xiaochelle (bad impressions of Rochelle from L4D2) or Tommy Wixeaou (Tommy Wiseau from The Room)!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Custom Impression
$20 or more per month
  • Get a custom line of me doing the impression of your choice! To the best of my ability, at least!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
XiaoXiaoMan Sings
$30 or more per month
  • Get a custom line of me singing!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Xiaochelle Raps
$40 or more per month
  • Is Xiaochelle not bad enough? Get a custom line of me rapping as Xiaochelle!
  • God help us all!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Xiaochelle Sings
$45 or more per month
  • In case you thought Xiaochelle rapping wasn't bad enough, how about a custom line of me singing as Xiaochelle?
  • God can't help you now!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
So who am I and what's this all about?
I'm a YouTuber best known for Raging Roblox Reviewer, ROBLOX Random Insanity, ROBLOX God of War, and other video projects involving ROBLOX. I've since branched out and play a variety of games for the entertainment of others, particularly through my weekly Twitch streams on Saturdays at 3pm Eastern time (Daylight Saving dependent because let's just screw with the clocks for no good reason, right?). I'd like to make my videos and streams a means of supporting myself, so if you wanna go the extra mile and throw money at me to help keep me going, that would mean the world to me. Not that you don't already; the fact that you've subscribed to my channel and watched my videos already means the world to me as it is and I can't thank you enough for your support.

What's in it for you, the patron?
I will continue making videos and streaming for your entertainment, and if you wanna help me out along the way by donating, that would be greatly appreciated. Becoming a Patron or otherwise donating is, by my careful calculations, 112.3% optional. If you decide to donate, you will be handsomely rewarded for your patronage with custom voice work from yours truly! Ever wanna hear me say some of the stupidest stuff? Ever wanna hear me talk like Tommy Wiseau? Ever wanna hear me sing? Well, now you can!

Bear in mind, though, I do have a statute of limitations. I will ask you for another line to read if I'm not comfortable with what you give me. And I'll make sure I get it right,  too; if you're not satisfied with my delivery, let me know and I'll redo it for you for no additional charge. Best of all, the awards stack. Each tier is good for its respective reward as well as every tier below it! So if you want, $15 will get you a Bad Impression AND a TF2 impression AND a custom line in my normal voice. And that's for every month you're a patron!

The policy will change as needed or as I see fit, of course, but I'm still committed to giving back to patrons. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Thank you so much for your support.

~XiaoXiaoMan

Recent posts by XiaoXiaoMan

Tiers
Legion Acolyte
$1 or more per month
  • I'd offer you a beer, but I still have no beer to give. But you'll definitely have my undying gratitude for your support!
  • Oh also, Acolyte status on the Legion Discord server!
Includes Discord rewards
The Sounds of XiaoXiaoMan
$5 or more per month
  • Access to The Sounds of XiaoXiaoMan, the greatest ASMR album ever to grace your ears, with such classics as "Piss on my Waffle," "NUTCHOP," "SCIENCE!" and more. The clip collection will be updated as I find more audio clips of me saying stupid stuff!
  • A personalized thank you from yours truly, in audio form!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Custom Voice Line
$10 or more per month
  • Get a custom voice line in my normal voice!
  • Volume independent of price; you won't be charged extra if you want a line of me shouting!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
TF2 Impression
$12 or more per month
  • Get a custom line impersonating the TF2 character of your choosing! (I can do a mean Medic. ...I think.)
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Bad Impression
$15 or more per month
  • Get a custom line as Xiaochelle (bad impressions of Rochelle from L4D2) or Tommy Wixeaou (Tommy Wiseau from The Room)!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Custom Impression
$20 or more per month
  • Get a custom line of me doing the impression of your choice! To the best of my ability, at least!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
XiaoXiaoMan Sings
$30 or more per month
  • Get a custom line of me singing!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Xiaochelle Raps
$40 or more per month
  • Is Xiaochelle not bad enough? Get a custom line of me rapping as Xiaochelle!
  • God help us all!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Xiaochelle Sings
$45 or more per month
  • In case you thought Xiaochelle rapping wasn't bad enough, how about a custom line of me singing as Xiaochelle?
  • God can't help you now!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards