Adam Wright

is creating so. many. feelings.

2

patrons
Genuine thanks to each of you. Seriously.

Between cancer (that means bills), being amazing, wanting to have all the adventures in the world and then of course the heart-rending poems, I want you to give me the amount of money that your heart demands you fork over. I want you to do it gladly, with joy, simply because you know, deep down, that I deserve it. xoxo

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pls note reward levels may change in future if Intuition tells me to do so 
also pls note that i'm basically gonna listen to Intuition about what to put at what levels, unless like I specifically spell it out in the rewards :) ILY


Q: Why Patreon? 
A: Patreon allows me to explore a lot of art that I want to put out there, but with privacy, and also to separate my fans, friends, family and those who genuinely love me from stalkers, obsessives, haters, and internet riff-raff. PATREON ALLOWS ME TO BE FREAKY AND FREE AND KNOW THAT ONLY PPL WHO LOVE ME ARE WATCHING

Q: Will there be sexy stuff?
A: DUH, but not, like, full-on adult content. I MIGHT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF THO or like read you my poems or even like ASMR for the hell of it. But mostly it would be advocating for victims and body acceptance and gender fluidity. 

Q: I'm a guy, is this for me? 
A: Well, no one can answer that but you, but in general the answer is no, it's not. In this space women are given primacy as the audience, and if you can handle that, you'll probably learn a lot: I certainly did once I had to give women primacy as an audience. The exception is boys club, but even there, guys: this isn't about you. 

Q: Who the hell are you?
A: OMG so glad you asked. Here's just a few things about me, and prob not even the most interesting:
  • I have cancer, I can write and get many things done but energy can fluctuate and my focus has to be on my health, so you are empowering me to focus on just like being super amazing and healthy and awesome and doing all the things I want to do, and you can count on me to do awesome things BECAUSE YOU KNOW THATS HOW I ALREADY DO IT ANYWAY
  • autodidactic polymath
  • son of a preacher man
  • mentored by literally thousands of people from every walk of life, top to bottom, left to right
  • midweight theologian
  • heavyweight empath
  • bantamweight poet
  • former junkie
  • abuse/trauma survivor
  • was homeschooled in the same cult as the Duggars and SURVIVED
  • noted bon vivant
  • have worked in business, politics, non-profits and religion 
  • co-owned a hair salon with my sister for a decade, so that means I've worked in an environment with roughly a 1,000 to 1 ratio of women to men, so I KNOW THINGS
  • am the third generation of men whose legal name is dick wright
  • have only ever introduced myself as dick wright, during the one year I worked for republicans - WHO WERE AWESOME BTW 
  • have never delivered a baby in traffic but grandpa did and I really really want it - like talk about bucket list y'all
  • advocate for women and children and the elderly and also boys
  • advocate for abuse victims
  • advocate for trans and gay and non-conforming kids
  • advocate for working class Americans
  • advocate for smarty pants Americans
  • advocate for disrespected and unappreciated Republican women
  • advocate for women who need to escape the dominion of unappreciated Republican
  • advocate for runaways
  • advocate for perverts and abusers and rapists and murderers and thieves and drunkards and politicians - that's right, even those who have done wickedness deserve compassion along with transformative justice
  • advocate for Ivanka and Melania
  • advocate for creating safehouses and a hotline for Ivanka and Melania
  • advocate for civil rights in all its forms
  • advocate for everyone in the whole world make make making that MONEY MONEY MONEY
  • advocate for deregulating the hood and the country first
  • advocate for traditional and conservative males discovering masculinity for the first time
  • bane of mediocre males
  • ravenous reader
  • confident
  • not needy
  • entertains himself
  • thoughtful dresser
  • a host's best asset
  • fantastic at disco, a plea for help at ballroom, raw potential at Latin
  • the guy who did all the things you would do if you were that preachers kid but he lived
  • a decent shot
  • funny, always smells nice
  • devastating blue eyes
  • lips to make you trip
  • has been both fought over and abused by women since he was a clueless little boy all while feeling like Cyrano so yah its like that 
  • deep gospel, deep south roots
  • penitent and mystic
  • advocate for the benefits - in spite of the absolutely real dangers - of honoring the timeless disciplines of thousands of hours of prayer, fasting, meditation, study, reflection, contemplation, imagination, giving, service, care, protecting others, nurturing and healing, listening, speaking your truth, pursuing one's own shadow and sins, and drinking coffee while talking about movies and books
  • decent table manners
  • has danced around the fire, escaped the didgeridoo by the Grace of the Mother
  • valid male feminist, which means I have been as terrible as any and every man but also done some good and have been accountable to women - a lot of them - for my behavior and major decisions for over a decade and also they've always had my money, and since the ratio of a man's assets to those of the the women in his life and work is one of the few indicators of genuine male feminism - as well as the growth of their assets and power in the world as a result of relationship with him in any way - feel like I at least get a C- or something
  • super duper strong feelings about Branwell Bronte
  • code-switcher extraordinaire and unashamed of it: WE WILL learn to speak and hear each other's languages, people
  • ^^ not true at all, totally looks at some of my code-switching and wants to retch when he sees it
  • servant leader
  • even better on video and in person 
  • not interested in being your definition of perfect in the least 
  • would like to spend time with any puppies you may or may not have in your possession
Tiers
Because I'm Worthy
$1 or more per month
For $1 you get my $1 stuff, access to my patron-only feed, and once in a while I'll even post a pic :)
Because I'm Loved
$5 or more per month
Some jokes and writing and occasional videos that are worth about $5 to me, and if you're cool enough, to you too
Because I'm Real
$13 or more per month
Podcast for Ladies and Boys Who Can Handle Listening to a "Podcast for Ladies"  - LOTS MORE VIDEOS prob - basically stuff I feel like sharing for $13
Because I'm True
$25 or more per month
Once a month, I'll send u a personalized surprise message (SMS, phone, etc) reminding you that YOU CAN DO IT. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT. Also any other stuff I might do that I can't bear to part with for less than $25 unless I get rich in which case the value will go up so GET IT NOW
Because I'm a Man
$49 or more per month
BOYS CLUB YALL how to totally fake all this feminism business and use it to get laid, paid and okayed. So like: how to talk to girls, table manners, formidability as a man, why we have to be our own fathers whether we had great or terrible or non-existent ones, why you need more skills, and all the stuff your wife or girlfriend wishes you knew and would step the hell up to. I'm not a perfect man, which is why I can teach this. Let's bring some love into your life, boys. A great gift for guys who are not me
Because My Voice Matters
$75 or more per month
$75 things plus Videos Videos Videos re leadership, business, the salon industry, religion, culture wars, and the future of the whole thing. DEEP CUTS and things that will shake up how you see the world. 
Because the World Matters
$200 or more per month
One personal tarot reading per month, in person or over skype and facetime. Obv I will fast and pray and reflect and prepare for it, and then obv bec I have cancer it will be WAY MORE POWERFUL than other readings 
Because I'm Here
$450 or more per month
HATERS CLUB lol if you don't like me, I might just talk about you at this level, or maybe I'll just talk about dealing with haters, but def you're gonna hear something worth FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS A MONTH
Because I'm Fantastic
$1,500 or more per month
Dinner for sure, plus whatever is worth $1500 to me, which is prob like my cheapest entry point for erotica, but def worth it bec even if its about me and dinosaurs you know its prob true was hot 
Because I'm Amazing
$5,000 or more per month
I will do SOMETHING for you, or like maybe even let you read something I wasnt gonna share til after I was dead
Because It Just Feels Right
$12,000 or more per month
oh we can straight up make out or maybe I'll write a book just for you and you can only share it after YOU'RE dead. also my current thinking on Defense goes here, so you WILL be vetted. I will literally call my mom and get her to check you out so if you're not about America then just MOVE ALONG 
Goals
2 of 100 patrons
I do a dance on video maybe even in a silly outfit
1 of 6
Genuine thanks to each of you. Seriously.

Between cancer (that means bills), being amazing, wanting to have all the adventures in the world and then of course the heart-rending poems, I want you to give me the amount of money that your heart demands you fork over. I want you to do it gladly, with joy, simply because you know, deep down, that I deserve it. xoxo

***
pls note reward levels may change in future if Intuition tells me to do so 
also pls note that i'm basically gonna listen to Intuition about what to put at what levels, unless like I specifically spell it out in the rewards :) ILY


Q: Why Patreon? 
A: Patreon allows me to explore a lot of art that I want to put out there, but with privacy, and also to separate my fans, friends, family and those who genuinely love me from stalkers, obsessives, haters, and internet riff-raff. PATREON ALLOWS ME TO BE FREAKY AND FREE AND KNOW THAT ONLY PPL WHO LOVE ME ARE WATCHING

Q: Will there be sexy stuff?
A: DUH, but not, like, full-on adult content. I MIGHT TAKE MY SHIRT OFF THO or like read you my poems or even like ASMR for the hell of it. But mostly it would be advocating for victims and body acceptance and gender fluidity. 

Q: I'm a guy, is this for me? 
A: Well, no one can answer that but you, but in general the answer is no, it's not. In this space women are given primacy as the audience, and if you can handle that, you'll probably learn a lot: I certainly did once I had to give women primacy as an audience. The exception is boys club, but even there, guys: this isn't about you. 

Q: Who the hell are you?
A: OMG so glad you asked. Here's just a few things about me, and prob not even the most interesting:
  • I have cancer, I can write and get many things done but energy can fluctuate and my focus has to be on my health, so you are empowering me to focus on just like being super amazing and healthy and awesome and doing all the things I want to do, and you can count on me to do awesome things BECAUSE YOU KNOW THATS HOW I ALREADY DO IT ANYWAY
  • autodidactic polymath
  • son of a preacher man
  • mentored by literally thousands of people from every walk of life, top to bottom, left to right
  • midweight theologian
  • heavyweight empath
  • bantamweight poet
  • former junkie
  • abuse/trauma survivor
  • was homeschooled in the same cult as the Duggars and SURVIVED
  • noted bon vivant
  • have worked in business, politics, non-profits and religion 
  • co-owned a hair salon with my sister for a decade, so that means I've worked in an environment with roughly a 1,000 to 1 ratio of women to men, so I KNOW THINGS
  • am the third generation of men whose legal name is dick wright
  • have only ever introduced myself as dick wright, during the one year I worked for republicans - WHO WERE AWESOME BTW 
  • have never delivered a baby in traffic but grandpa did and I really really want it - like talk about bucket list y'all
  • advocate for women and children and the elderly and also boys
  • advocate for abuse victims
  • advocate for trans and gay and non-conforming kids
  • advocate for working class Americans
  • advocate for smarty pants Americans
  • advocate for disrespected and unappreciated Republican women
  • advocate for women who need to escape the dominion of unappreciated Republican
  • advocate for runaways
  • advocate for perverts and abusers and rapists and murderers and thieves and drunkards and politicians - that's right, even those who have done wickedness deserve compassion along with transformative justice
  • advocate for Ivanka and Melania
  • advocate for creating safehouses and a hotline for Ivanka and Melania
  • advocate for civil rights in all its forms
  • advocate for everyone in the whole world make make making that MONEY MONEY MONEY
  • advocate for deregulating the hood and the country first
  • advocate for traditional and conservative males discovering masculinity for the first time
  • bane of mediocre males
  • ravenous reader
  • confident
  • not needy
  • entertains himself
  • thoughtful dresser
  • a host's best asset
  • fantastic at disco, a plea for help at ballroom, raw potential at Latin
  • the guy who did all the things you would do if you were that preachers kid but he lived
  • a decent shot
  • funny, always smells nice
  • devastating blue eyes
  • lips to make you trip
  • has been both fought over and abused by women since he was a clueless little boy all while feeling like Cyrano so yah its like that 
  • deep gospel, deep south roots
  • penitent and mystic
  • advocate for the benefits - in spite of the absolutely real dangers - of honoring the timeless disciplines of thousands of hours of prayer, fasting, meditation, study, reflection, contemplation, imagination, giving, service, care, protecting others, nurturing and healing, listening, speaking your truth, pursuing one's own shadow and sins, and drinking coffee while talking about movies and books
  • decent table manners
  • has danced around the fire, escaped the didgeridoo by the Grace of the Mother
  • valid male feminist, which means I have been as terrible as any and every man but also done some good and have been accountable to women - a lot of them - for my behavior and major decisions for over a decade and also they've always had my money, and since the ratio of a man's assets to those of the the women in his life and work is one of the few indicators of genuine male feminism - as well as the growth of their assets and power in the world as a result of relationship with him in any way - feel like I at least get a C- or something
  • super duper strong feelings about Branwell Bronte
  • code-switcher extraordinaire and unashamed of it: WE WILL learn to speak and hear each other's languages, people
  • ^^ not true at all, totally looks at some of my code-switching and wants to retch when he sees it
  • servant leader
  • even better on video and in person 
  • not interested in being your definition of perfect in the least 
  • would like to spend time with any puppies you may or may not have in your possession

Recent posts by Adam Wright

Tiers
Because I'm Worthy
$1 or more per month
For $1 you get my $1 stuff, access to my patron-only feed, and once in a while I'll even post a pic :)
Because I'm Loved
$5 or more per month
Some jokes and writing and occasional videos that are worth about $5 to me, and if you're cool enough, to you too
Because I'm Real
$13 or more per month
Podcast for Ladies and Boys Who Can Handle Listening to a "Podcast for Ladies"  - LOTS MORE VIDEOS prob - basically stuff I feel like sharing for $13
Because I'm True
$25 or more per month
Once a month, I'll send u a personalized surprise message (SMS, phone, etc) reminding you that YOU CAN DO IT. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT. Also any other stuff I might do that I can't bear to part with for less than $25 unless I get rich in which case the value will go up so GET IT NOW
Because I'm a Man
$49 or more per month
BOYS CLUB YALL how to totally fake all this feminism business and use it to get laid, paid and okayed. So like: how to talk to girls, table manners, formidability as a man, why we have to be our own fathers whether we had great or terrible or non-existent ones, why you need more skills, and all the stuff your wife or girlfriend wishes you knew and would step the hell up to. I'm not a perfect man, which is why I can teach this. Let's bring some love into your life, boys. A great gift for guys who are not me
Because My Voice Matters
$75 or more per month
$75 things plus Videos Videos Videos re leadership, business, the salon industry, religion, culture wars, and the future of the whole thing. DEEP CUTS and things that will shake up how you see the world. 
Because the World Matters
$200 or more per month
One personal tarot reading per month, in person or over skype and facetime. Obv I will fast and pray and reflect and prepare for it, and then obv bec I have cancer it will be WAY MORE POWERFUL than other readings 
Because I'm Here
$450 or more per month
HATERS CLUB lol if you don't like me, I might just talk about you at this level, or maybe I'll just talk about dealing with haters, but def you're gonna hear something worth FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS A MONTH
Because I'm Fantastic
$1,500 or more per month
Dinner for sure, plus whatever is worth $1500 to me, which is prob like my cheapest entry point for erotica, but def worth it bec even if its about me and dinosaurs you know its prob true was hot 
Because I'm Amazing
$5,000 or more per month
I will do SOMETHING for you, or like maybe even let you read something I wasnt gonna share til after I was dead
Because It Just Feels Right
$12,000 or more per month
oh we can straight up make out or maybe I'll write a book just for you and you can only share it after YOU'RE dead. also my current thinking on Defense goes here, so you WILL be vetted. I will literally call my mom and get her to check you out so if you're not about America then just MOVE ALONG